Today, I got out of the eye clinic without telling the saleslady that her obsession with gendering my eyes was kind of perverted, and I'm calling that a win.

In the end I did go with a set of "men's" glasses because I did in fact like them better, but the blue-green tortoiseshell catseye glasses were a CLOSE runner-up.

im kinda impressed that you managed too

I honestly had to tell myself at a couple points that I needed my voice to stay mild and reasonable because if I let it escalate I was gonna go over the counter

"are you honestly under the impression that, if I put on glasses whose frames turn up at the corners, this will expose my penis to public view? because if not... whu do you care?"

people gender the weirdest things

...I'm pretty sure your choice of glasses doesn't cause indecent exposure unless they're like, ahegao print frames

lol ahegao print frames that's something of a mental image

Juroku Cha your

you're right

we meet again on another mutual's plurk

do we? :|a i only see one mutual