Next time you think the universe is fair and just and everything works out in the end, just remember that one serving of Cheetos is 10 Cheetos.

10 cheetos is nothing.

That’s some bullshit

1 serving of Cheetos is in deed 10 (bags of) Cheetos

That serving shit is the worst to make a product look less unhealthy.

So unfair!

You meet anyone who thinks that about the universe send them to me. I want to make them a hell of a deal on some prime property.