“The Japanese restaurant in town announced it would give away free sushi to anyone whose name is ‘salmon’! We should use this chance!” With one arm hooks on Judas’ shoulder and drags him out, Simon replies.
“Wait what? Your name is Salmon?” Judas can’t believe what he just heard, and his friend puts one hand on heart and starts acting crying: “OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! My brother doesn’t know my name!”
Fuck this is just so freaking ridiculous, Judas turns his head and joyfully finds Jesus appears, calls him immediately. “Hey Jesus! Take your brother to hospital! He just told me his name is Salmon!”
“What?” Jesus steps closer and asks, as soon as Judas reliefs a bit, Jesus next question freaks him out: “Of course his name is Salmon, what else can it be?”
“Wait, are you telling me that your parents named him Salmon, not Simon?” Judas faces these two and starts wondering which one is crazy, he or this world.
“Yeah, our mom wanted to eat salmon so much when bearing him.” Jesus shrugs his shoulders and answers, looks concern. “Are you alright, Judas?” No he is NOT.
- “… Judas, wake up!” Judas wakes up and finds him accidently fell asleep on sofa, Jesus is standing in front of him. “It’s unusual to see you sleep on sofa, anything happened ?” Jesus asks while pulling Judas up, Judas realizes it was just a dream. “No, nothing.” He says with relief, fucking great his friend’s name is not fucking salmon.
---- “So what are you up to here?” Judas checks time and asks Jesus. “You didn’t answer your phone.” Jesus says and throws Judas’ jacket and scarf to him. “There is new a Japanese restaurant in town and others want to go.” Japanese restaurant, what the hell. Judas starts to feel creepy.
Ok, he should know already. If there is anything wrong with Judas, the one to blame first is Simon. Jesus marks it in heart while he spells “S-I-M-O-N” to Judas.
“Hey Judas, it’s time to go!” A punch on back can wake anyone up from their reading, even Judas.
“Go where?” Judas asks, already expecting some ridiculous locations that Simon would take him to, if he wasn’t already done.
“What? Why?” He asks, and receives a strange glance from his friend.
“What are you talking about? I’ve been named as Salmon from my birth!” Simon’s, or Salmon’s tone is so casual and normal, as he isn’t joking.
“OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! My brother doesn’t know my name!”
“Hey Jesus! Take your brother to hospital! He just told me his name is Salmon!”
“Yeah, our mom wanted to eat salmon so much when bearing him.” Jesus shrugs his shoulders and answers, looks concern. “Are you alright, Judas?”
No he is NOT.
“… Judas, wake up!” Judas wakes up and finds him accidently fell asleep on sofa, Jesus is standing in front of him.
“It’s unusual to see you sleep on sofa, anything happened ?” Jesus asks while pulling Judas up, Judas realizes it was just a dream.
“No, nothing.” He says with relief, fucking great his friend’s name is not fucking salmon.
“So what are you up to here?” Judas checks time and asks Jesus.
“You didn’t answer your phone.” Jesus says and throws Judas’ jacket and scarf to him. “There is new a Japanese restaurant in town and others want to go.”
Japanese restaurant, what the hell. Judas starts to feel creepy.
After few seconds, Jesus hears a request he never thought would come from Judas: “Jesus, what’s your brother’s name? Spell it.”
God bless our innocent Simon. Amen.
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好，四月去看（很好釣）
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