LiberBEARian
[bad reviews of the Song of Achilles] [cw; homophobia]
LiberBEARian
So I'm reading the Song of Achilles and it's really engaging and heartfelt
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By page 8, when Patroclus is 5 years old and watching Achilles run around in races and wondering what this strange feeling he has for this kid and attributes it to envy, I'm like
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"Aahhh"
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And I'm halfway through the book now and it strikes me to go dig up some reviews of this book because I'm like
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"I wonder how people feel about reading about two boys falling in love"
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the reviews are pretty hilarious
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1 star. "A little misleading"
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"Most of the reviews make it about a story that retails the illiad. However, it's really about the manlove between achilles and his partner. "
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what is manlove
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"Thought i was buying a new conception of a Homeric myth. Instead I found myself muddling through a homoerotic romance novel about a weakling, a "jock" and an overbearing mother. "
LiberBEARian
bruh
And I`m QV
stares into space. that's the iliad, my dudes
𓄤𓆑𓂋𓅱𓏭𓄖𓎡𓏭
lmao right
LiberBEARian
"However, I stopped reading the novel when I was about 30% of the way through. By this time it became clear that the author was going to make the romance between Patroclus and Achilles the centerpiece of the book. "
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1 star - " The love story (gay or not) is the point of this book. "
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"I have never read the Iliad, and I thought it might be fun to delve into a modern treatment of the story. "
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BRUH
And I`m QV
Achilles and Patroclus's love for each other was one of the cruxes of the whole thing from the word go like I'm not as familiar with the Iliad as I could be but
And I`m QV
come on
And I`m QV
the ancient greeks loved them some relationship drama
LiberBEARian
Achilles requested that their ashes be mixed together
LiberBEARian
pretty sure manlove is just called love in ancient greece but okay
ѕαѕѕу νυℓνα
I have never read the Iliad, and I thought it might be fun to delve into a modern treatment of the story. WELL GUESS WHAT. YOU ARE.
LiberBEARian
1 star - " I do not enjoy reading about homosexuality. Adults can do as they please, I just do not find pleasure in its written word. "
LiberBEARian
HELP
ѕαѕѕу νυℓνα
ASKHDASFKSDJG
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
"there weren't explicit gay scenes in the ancient poetry and now my dick is sad in 2021"
LiberBEARian
hahahahaha
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1 star - "I got about 1/3 of the way through this before giving up on it. I expected a modern retelling of the story of Achilles leading into the Torjan war. I guess there's some of that, but it's definitely far background to a very contrived romance plot."
LiberBEARian
super contrived
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
nothing contrived about patroclus dying in his armor on the field of battle, confused for the hero
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
nope
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
very believable ancient greek documentary
And I`m QV
my DUDES the whole ass reason Achilles went into battle was fury over the death of Patroclus what the FUCK did you expect
LiberBEARian
Literally the myth has Achilles hidden away as a girl and people are upset about that too when Patroclus is like I AM THE HUSBAND I'M COMING TO CLAIM ACHILLES
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
blame Troy
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
i do
LiberBEARian
1 star - "Not my cup of tea. I thought this was a just modern retelling of the Trojan War. Wasn’t expecting just a homosexual romance novel. I wish the reviews when I initially purchased the book had mentioned it.
LiberBEARian
I wasn’t enjoying the way it was written with the tense continuing to change, but then realized by chapter 5 where the story was going, and quit. "
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Trojan War is not about homosexual romance yo guys.
spooky queer
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This just in
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Here's one of my favorites
Jay
lol I haven't read the Iliad since I was 8 but, uuuuh... yeah
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1 star - "Erotic fanfiction, an insult to Homer"
Jay
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
the lies straight people tell themselves to avoid enjoying anything queer
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
a saga
big ol metaphor
adding this to my to read list :T
LiberBEARian
The rest of the review is a long-winded "I swear I'm not homophobic, here are all the reasons why I didn't like this book that have nothing to do whatsoever with the romance at the center of it" and it goes on for five paragraphs
big ol metaphor
i'd be interested to hear people explain their reading of the original Achilles' story like what was going on other than the ankle thing? do you actually remember?
Nox
Ah yes. Because that's definitely what would insult the ancient Greeks. Eroticism.
LiberBEARian
"Read the Illiad. This is a pale comparison" Yeah, idiots. How dare someone not compare to one of the most famous works ever
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1 star "Had no clue the book was about them being gay. Was really looking forward to them becoming warriors and developing as adults, but didn't even get that far. No thanks. "
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"Not what I expected based on this as author's other titles. Thought this was a "straight" , more historical type novel. Wrong assumption. "
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help
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1 star - "It was well written, but I did not care for the type of love story portrayed between Patroclus and Achilles. Interesting version of this story, but just not for me. "
SPOILER ALERT
This Just In: Ancient Greece, Gay
LiberBEARian
"The head to the water to swim and defunk and then basically continue this for a good while until finally the call to return home. At this point, I am certain the book is dead on headon homoerotism and no where near what I thought. I am not certain how I got this far.
LiberBEARian
I am some what scarred and hope to at least better inform others of exactly where this is going. SO if underage homoeroticism then this is for you. First book in nearly 550 I will actually return"
LiberBEARian
otherwise known as "guys I read a lot and this is awful. scarred for life"
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If it makes anyone feel a BIT better, most of these are about 2% of the reviews out of 15,000
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The rest are glowing
big ol metaphor
did the brad pitt movie give him a female love interest and that is what people are basing their memory of the illiad on
LiberBEARian
I don't know! Never saw it
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
it sure did
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
Troy = the illiad but make it hetero shippy
𓄤𓆑𓂋𓅱𓏭𓄖𓎡𓏭
brad pitt movie made a.....female slave who was given to him......his main love interest
𓄤𓆑𓂋𓅱𓏭𓄖𓎡𓏭
because that's less problematic than a consensual gay relationship
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
and they turned patroclus into his "cousin"
LiberBEARian
oh nooo
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
they gave them the sailor moon treatment
LiberBEARian
"Amazon recommended this book based on my reading history which includes primarily history, science fiction, economics, and fantasy. A retelling of the Iliad sounded right up my alley. Not so.
LiberBEARian
This is a story of two boys, one privileged the other an outcast, kindling a homosexual relationship. The setting just happens to be ancient Greece but could just have easily been New York's upper east side."
uftaki
people are also probably thinking Helen of Troy is involved in the romance with Achilles somehow, maybe...???? [has no clue really]
LiberBEARian
this just in: gay people exist and have existed for a very long time
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
in the movie Troy, the Big Love Story that the entire war is based around is paris/helen
big ol metaphor
"it's gay, just like the CITY"
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
and then they give brad pitt a ladyslave that falls in stockholm syndrome with him
LiberBEARian
oof
The State
so funny story, Madeline Miller wrote this while she was in school literally for the classics, and she was SICK with nerves and anxiety when she decided to approach her Homeric studies professor and admit she had written the Iliad with Achilles and Patroclus in a relationship
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
patroclus features very little and is just his cousin that dies in his armor because he wants to show off and be important
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and the professor went
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"AMAZING! it's about time somebody did that in a modern retelling!"
LiberBEARian
HAH. Good for that professor. Cripes.
LiberBEARian
jesus that's insulting
The State
Just goes to show the real experts aren't surprised by it in the least lol
uftaki
I mean, it's been a while since I read the Illiad, but I know Helen was not connected to Achilles at all (involved in a whole Troy/Greek kerfuffle with Paris + the gods and a whole bunch of stuff).... AND also that Achilles was pouty in his tent and only cared about Patroculus, and only came OUT of his tent when Patroculus died.
big ol metaphor
i'm picturing someone pitching this across the room going GOD, AND THERE'S NO ALTERNATIVE ILLIAD RETELLINGS IN THE WORLD!!!
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
so much of history has been straightwashed and it results in exactly this - part of the general audience being disgusted to hear the actual details of history and who then consciously try to rewrite it further
The State
I also learned the reason she's so good at writing the gay male perspective here is because she grew up near a bookstore named for James Baldwin that only sold gay memoirs and fiction, and she read through the entire gay memoir section
The State
anyway yes, I'm a huge Miller fan, I agree with all of this
LiberBEARian
Oh cool! :3
LiberBEARian
And yeah, definitely. Cripes. All of this
The State
I think you can just feel the respect Miller has for both the text and the voices she's representing, and to have people read it and take away "ew, gays" is just. a lot in TYOL 2021
pharadyne
i've read the Illiad way more times than I ever wanted to (the pains of TAing for a fuck load of undergrad intro classes) and read it in the original Greek. Can confirm it is 1/2 Achilles sulking in his tent because Agamemnon insulted him by taking his shit, 1/2 Achilles rage-slaughtering a bunch of people because his boyfriend was killed.
pharadyne
Even ancient Greek authors assumed that Achilles and Patroclus were lovers. And pondered who bottomed and who topped.
pharadyne
(Patroclus was the older, and so by Greek cultural standards would have been assumed to be the top, but also Achilles is Achilles, so maybe he topped. -actual ancient Greek logic)
The State
also that review you posted pearl-clutching by underage homoeroticsm...
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gestures vaguely at all of ancient Greece
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*about
LiberBEARian
Haa
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
as if leering stories about the sex lives of young women involved with older men aren't what endless amounts of media are about
LiberBEARian
Oh that reminds me, I think I read something interesting about that
LiberBEARian
Spoiler warning to new people, I'm Jewish and straight
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But I remember being curious why Jewish scholars today were way more tolerant than their Christian counterparts when it came to that whole "man should not lie with another man" stuff in Leviticus, considering it's. From the Torah
LiberBEARian
I don't know where I read it, but a more modern interpretation was like "Hey, consider the time that the Jews were writing this, and how they were written in Greek where they would have been against what we think of as pedophilia" Bit of a loose interpretation (because it says men and not boys) but it did make me go "Huh. Maybe the context DOES matter."
big ol metaphor
i've also heard it posited that it might've been more about not cheating on your wife while you're at war
Hyatt
also debating the actual meaning of what the Torah said is a time honored Jewish tradition. I just today found out that my grandfather was renowned for debating the rabbi during Torah reading
LiberBEARian
Truth
fiercebadrabbit
I'm reminded of this classic https://i.imgur.com/HP6xdsC.jpeg
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hahhaahahahaha
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I love it
The State
OH GOD IS THAT SCREENSHOT REAL
The State
why is assassin's creed fandom this way
LiberBEARian
Oh no. 1 star - "From the reviews I thought I was buying a book about ancient Greece and the gods instead I got a homoerotic tale of two men, or I should say boys, in detail. "
fiercebadrabbit
It's been floating around for years and is the kind of thing that might have been originally doctored
Hyatt
why are online Christians this way
LiberBEARian
"I guess this is Miller’s spin on the Iliad because there was no reference of sexual love in that. The two main characters were always close friends not lovers. "
The State
ok thank you for the full disclosure, I think the fact that I can believe it COULD be real tells the whole story there
LiberBEARian
This is Sappho and her Friend material
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"I can't really put my finger on exactly what turned me off from this book - but I hated it."
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(I think I might know)
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"If you’ve never read anything by Homer and never want to, you may possibly like this book. However, if you have any respect for Homer you will have no respect for this novel. The author clearly displays a lack of knowledge when it comes to Homer’s characters,
LiberBEARian
and doesn’t seem to really care about displaying any sort of accuracy when it comes to the original story. I don’t know if i’ve ever read a worse book. "
fiercebadrabbit
in the course of tracking down the screenshot I did discover an apparently earnest if not particularly productive blog billing itself as "Video Games From a Christian Perspective" complaining about how Assassins Creed is anti-Christian, so don't be too comforted
The State
sldkgjpuihwefg nothing about that surprises me in the least
pharadyne
I've wrote stuff ages ago in my PhD days about why attitudes towards homosexuality changed. The short version is that in both Greek and Roman sexual paradigms, when two men had sex, one inevitably lost masculinity (the partner perceived as the passive/penetrated partner) but also the social structure had specific rules for who needed to maintain masculinity
LiberBEARian
Huh!
LiberBEARian
That's interesting
pharadyne
and who didn't. As the culture shifted in late Rome, those social rules changed and there was no longer a sense of it being tolerable for some men to weaken their masculinity.
LiberBEARian
"Now to my real complaint: why oh why do some authors think they have to use erotica in a novel like this? I would have suffered through the remainder had it not been for this. Now I'm deleting it from my Kindle.
LiberBEARian
Now, don't get me wrong, I am by no means a prude. Erotica is great. I love it. But not in a book like The Song of Achilles. Above I mentioned that I kept thinking...
LiberBEARian
well, after Patroclus met Achilles I kept thinking she's turning them gay. So I did a search on the word "kiss". Sure enough...
LiberBEARian
page 94 feels like I'm reading a passage from an adult magazine. I mean, Why? There's a palace full of servant girls they can have anytime they want, but Patroclus tells his father, King Peleus, "not tonight, I'm tired". Really? Please someone tell me, in the Iliad, did they become lovers like this?"
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HELP
The State
omg what's getting me about this is that I don't recall that book being explicit at all
LiberBEARian
"Now for the disclaimer: the above is my opinion, personally, I don't care if you're gay. But if you're going to write erotica - call it what it is. "
LiberBEARian
my dude
The State
admittedly I read it a few years ago, but I don't remember ANY explicit sex scenes
pharadyne
Wait, they kissed therefore it's erotica?
The State
I think it's clear it's happening but it's largely off-screen
The State
like, they went back to their tent together, etc
LiberBEARian
This is like the Princess Bride and all these reviewers are baby Fred Saves
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*savage
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"It wouldn't even be a bad perspective to take if it was a subplot to the larger re-telling of the Trojan War, but it isn't. Instead it's some sort of terrible concoction: the Iliad meets Twilight meets Brokeback Mountain."
The State
ok I found a review from someone who reads a ton of m/m romance novels, and they said: I wished for more explicit sex. The closed door and the euphemistic sex was disappointing.
The State
so I feel like my memory is correct here LOL
LiberBEARian
hahaha
fiercebadrabbit
Wait, their complaint about this book is they could be sexually assaulting their servants instead and that would be much more logical?
LiberBEARian
YES
uftaki
...."I don't remember any explicit sex scenes".... Suddenly I am whisked back to late-90s/early-00s era internet, where ANY gay/slash content, no matter how mild, got slapped with content warnings and everything. :/ (and even "IF" all proper tags/warnings were on there, people still complained [sigh] -.-)
𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗲𝘂𝗿 𝗱𝗶𝘅𝗼𝗻
^ oh big mood
LiberBEARian
There's a part in the book where Patroclus looks at the servant girls and comments on how dull their eyes are when they're being molested and how he doesn't want that
uftaki
hetero-couple with full-on make-out scenes? Oh, fine, no problem! Two guys look at each other + think fluffy sappy things? Warn for that! >.<
LiberBEARian
ow that one takes me back
uftaki
LiberBEARian
"Miller writes like an inept high school freshman, with the knowledge of men of a 10 year old girl. I kept reading until almost page 100 because it was so ludicrously amusing. I gave up and Googled Miller and discovered she took 10 years to write this book. It just keeps getting more and more amusing "
LiberBEARian
u mad bro
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" I will admit that I only read about 1/4 th of this book. At that point the homoerotic theme caused me to stop. "
LiberBEARian
Gotta say, "I stopped because of the gay" is a wild take for Ancient Greece
The State
yeah, now that I have external validation behind me, I'll just say that the focus of the book is entirely about Patroclus's inner feelings toward Achilles
The State
AS ONE MAY REASONABLY EXPECT IF THEY KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE ILIAD
The State
and I wonder if that's what actually makes these people so uncomfortable
LiberBEARian
" I stopped reading this novel when it deviated in homosexuality! I was very disappointed in the happenings. I have values that were not reflected in this. "
The State
because it's obviously not "erotica", there's no explicit sex, LOL. but they aren't often forced to confront the slow build of someone growing into a crush on their same-sex best friend
The State
they were TRICKED into it!!!!
LiberBEARian
My favorite part is that I can retroactively search for all their most hated books and find some good reading material
LiberBEARian
" This author has potential, but this book was primarily written to portray Achilles as gay, and to push a gay agenda, very disappointing. "
The State
also see: written by a happily married straight woman, but sure
LiberBEARian
" I wish I could get my money back, bought this without seeing that it was 1 in LGBT lit. Please. " Okay well fuck you too then sir
LiberBEARian
My favorites are the ones where they are like 'i can never read the illiad again the same way'
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"Wish I could get my money back? This book disappointed me as it was a gay love story. I didn't even finish it. Achilles was always a historically interesting figure to me that is now blighted. "
LiberBEARian
help
big ol metaphor
would it not be erotica if they were harassing the servants....
big ol metaphor
also "historically interesting figure" p sure he never actually existed
pharadyne
i was about to say, do they think Achilles is a historical figure?
big ol metaphor
how involved are the gods in the book because i also love when people pull the THIS IS HISTORICALLY INACCURATE card but also there's straight up magic happening
big ol metaphor
(my favorite was it happening with Game of Thrones which is not set on earth)
The State
there's absolutely plenty of straight up magic happening
argent
Cousins
argent
Totally cousins
pharadyne
my entire classicist department joked about that every time Troy came up in conversation. ~cousins~
fiercebadrabbit
this whole adventure does validate my habit of going to the one star reviews on a book I'm iffy about and seeing what makes them mad, though
Jay
LOL, decided to check the library for it... I'm 141 in line on 24 copies of the ebook XD
Jay
the wait is just as back for the audio and the book
Jay
which I find very interesting given it's not new at all
SPOILER ALERT
as i recall the ancient greeks were very invested in who topped in every gay relationship
SPOILER ALERT
they were so. very. gay.
Jay
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