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[tabletop] When one of your party members is basically Leroy Jenkins and the rest of you have braincells to rub together...
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Arthas: Let's just pick the blue apple in the fairy orchard and see what happens.
Cern: .... /groan
GM: I think I just heard Cern's soul die.
Tentessee
i have always been the leroy jenkins. i am not invited to tabletop anymore.
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LOL
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Honestly it's kinda fun because we know he's gonna get screwed we just dunno how
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XD
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I think we all sort of breathed a sigh of relief when our murderhobo stopped coming to our games.
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So we're all like
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He already has fox ears from sipping the forbidden beer
Tentessee
at least i wasn't a murderhobo i was just unfortunately skilled in taxidermy and puppetry
Tentessee
and unfortunately given many encounters with giant rats
Bippy
but is it "No no bad Gabe" bad?
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Bippy : Not yet but if he doesn't learn from this it has the potential to be. He likes to Eldritch Blast everything
Bippy
LOL
Bippy
Has he team killed anyone?
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No but we turned a bunch of bunnies to stone unnecessarily
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oops
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He DID almost get himself completely turned into a fox but stopped short of irredeemably stuck
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We won at fairy puzzle chore day
Bippy
(LOL)
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I think he's the heir to the throne of the Lesion, honestly
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GM: OKAY so you have to cross this ravine, and there are apple trees on either side of the path. One's got red apples and the other one has a single blue apple.
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Arthas: I take the blue apple and THROW IT INTO THE RAVINE
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Us: ...................
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GM: Okay now I get what they mean when they say "prepare for your players to do really dumb shit that you have to roll with" ... dude, NOTHING happens.
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Cern: What did you THINK would happen?
Arthas: I thought it'd like, magically turn into a bridge?
Cern: ....... I should've picked Aidan to help me.
Me (Aidan): Duh.
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It was .... definitely an interesting session
Bippy
sounds it.
Bippy
Instead of a big shiny red button you had a single shiny blue apple.
Nothing suspicious here... doot de doo
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They were supposed to eat it, grow huge, and just step over the ravine
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psht, easy
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