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who do you think would be my rp type in Hades
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there are two rn who I feel like I’d have fun with and I feel like one is Very Me and one is completely out of left field for me
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I will disclaim that Hypnos could be a third but I can’t say for sure cuz I CAN’T GET HIS SUBPLOT TO MOVE
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.... i want to say dionysus for some reason but that may just be because you said naga's speech patterns are similar to his
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otherwise im like
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?????? zag????? because my litmus test for "who here would be a kaz character" is basically "who can i see reaching out to The Worst Person In The Room and wanting to be their friend"
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also dad/half problems
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honestly I’m pretty sure the only reason Zagreus isn’t in the running here is because I am allergic to playing protagonists, especially of the video game variety
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Dionysus is so cute in this game.
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Naga’s speech patterns are actually just kind of camp which I feel like is ironically a relative of high fratboy
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zagreus is very much a video game protagonist this is true
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though like, remarkably patient and kind
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I love him
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and his shitmouth disease.
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tho I am actually surprised you did not suggest the one I thought was the obvious one
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I MEAN I WAS THINKING POSSIBLY CHAOS???
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persephone maybe but i dont think of you when she speaks for some reason
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it’s Chaos.
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I DON’T LIKE PERSEPHONE,
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I don’t DISlike her but she has like nothing I find engaging,
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yeah she's like, conceptually good i think but in dialogue it's like [okay]
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listen
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chaos is literally chaos embodied i wasn't sure,
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and I love that for them
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Persephone like,
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like ok every other character kind of has a gimmick that makes them charming and witty in dialogue and it kind of makes up for the fact that the core of the writing itself is like, mediocre, I don't even really mean that as criticism bc that's really what the game is going for
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it's a fun time and it's really good at being a fun time
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but Persephone doesn't really have an asshole gimmick because she's kind of supposed to be the reasonable one cuz it's sort of supposed to be like ZAG MEETS HIS REAL MOM AND SHE'S WONDERFUL SO OF COURSE HE WANTS HER IN HIS LIFE AND SHE CAN BE A GOOD INFLUENCE ON HADES AND A MEDIATOR IN THEIR RELATIONSHIP ETC
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but because the writing isn't very good she doesn't seem very reasonable in the actual plot of the game because the actual plot of the game is not well-executed and they need to shove in complications to make Zagreus keep dying repeatedly to see her for a while.
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and unfortunately [x character is presented as a reasonable and Good person but the writing does not actually carry that across very well] is like my instant turnoff,
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wheeze
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that's fair
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i mostly just find her kind of boring
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yes.
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she's also boring,
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which is sad because i love persephone like
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CONCEPTUALLY...
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the moral of the story is they should have given Persephone an asshole gimmick
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i love the IDEA of "the one person who can and will step on hades' dick when he steps out of line and he welcomes it" but
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LMKMKFSD
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honestly
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it is honestly bonkers that a game about Hades and Persephone that is so fucking good at like
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like, zag wouldn't even love her less if she had an asshole gimmick, look at his relationship with meg
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carrying the exact feeling of all the other gods over
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it's CLEAR that the underworld boys are all just massive masochists, come on
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somehow made Persephone the least compelling character.
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this is truly the only time in my life I have seen that.
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the worst
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I realized while typing this just now that the way all the Olympian god are written
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is basically just obscenely good localization
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anyway the other one is Ares.
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.... [EYES]
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he’s so.
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he's SO
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im playing right now actually and zagreus just called ares "disturbingly alright"
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LMFAO
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HE’S RIGHT.