ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
conjυnх endυra
/wheeze
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
What has victor unleashed on the texting world
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
ROOOOFL OMG
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
conjυnх endυra now i'm wondering if doc KO was ever like "is this the organic that made a pass at me" hahahaha
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡 to be fair they do kind of have a size kink since what, silje is 5' and victor is 6'3ish
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
whisperstars please unleash john on the cybertronians when you're in the gates, it's amazing CR
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
giggles It's true. It's true. V says it's why he can lift her a lot and enjoy it?
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
sorry did you want mechanical dick jokes cause, he's like 12 and he'll make them.
conjυnх endυra
LMAO
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
this originally came up for a different ship but (LOL) https://imgs.plurk.com/QzJ/Ani/wUg5j3ufDM5vEy5B8s1NjklNej9_lg.jpg 𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
𝔉𝔦𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔡
Omg it's perfect! hahahah Please Koala him Silje!
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
conjυnх endυra : "Now, tell me, your lot. Suppose making baby cybertrons is a bit of a steaming process? mechanical? do you unfold when you get aroused? or do you just pop a button and the wee one shows up as a unfolding box?"
conjυnх endυra
(lmao)
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
You brought this upon yourself
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
omg john
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
(rofl)
conjυnх endυra
so true
Treva
C'mon John you gotta leave some mystery in life
conjυnх endυra
ko invents the most lurid story imaginable because he can
ᴋᴀᴢɪᴇ
lmao yes troll the organics (LOL)
Treva
If John repeats any of that to the other Cybertronians they will be so confused
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
Treva : do not TEMPT HIM
Treva
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
conjυnх endυra
I feel like I now must do this, but with the extra hardmode level of incorporating both Bayverse eggies and JRo's canon mpreg into the deal
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
......wait what
conjυnх endυra
welcome to the TF fandom
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
CANON mpreg?
conjυnх endυra
Canon... adjacent mpreg I guess? (LOL) James Roberts wrote Eugenesis as a fan novel
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
.....see as someone who saw like Beast Wars as a bittie and enjoyed the Baymovies for the absolute sheer robot destruction (tho I DID like age of extinction a lot)
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
I am a little
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
WhaT
conjυnх endυra
conjυnх endυra
I actually REALLY liked AoE, tired robo dad Cade is a big mood
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
EXACTLY
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
I havent seen the follow up movie though
conjυnх endυra
d o n 't
conjυnх endυra
(I mean do if you want to but it's not good)
Treva
I mean... if you count the first born in IDW comics... kind of canon mpreg???
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
....it wasnt a good follow up? That's DEPRESSING.
conjυnх endυra
oh I forgot about that
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
Cause AOE was really nice.
conjυnх endυra
there are some cute parts in it? the junkyard scenes are more robo dad Cade. but the plot is. uh.
conjυnх endυra
a stretch
conjυnх endυra
and that's saying something
conjυnх endυra
coming off AoE
☆sᴛᴀʀs.
this is v depressing
conjυnх endυra
i'm sorry ;;
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