Quinneapolis
What's your secrets, plurk enbies? Mine is that the leftover pizza omelet actually kind of works
RobotApocalypse
can confirm, this secret checks out
Quinneapolis
my other secret is that assholes on the internet arguing about your identity are doing so in bad faith and you should not engage
mask of pride 🌸
my secret is that ranch dressing + mac and cheese = the best mac and cheese
mask of pride 🌸
and also that marie kondo was right and you should only keep what sparks joy in your life! be that things, or people
Quinneapolis
my table doesn't spark joy but it does spark not having to eat off the floor
mask of pride 🌸
that's very fair
kit!
my secret is instant ramen is best with half the water, an egg steamed on top, and with a tiny bit of soy or teriyaki sauce
Quinneapolis
my second food wisdom is that you can put an egg in with the rice in a rice cooker and it steams it perfectly
kit!
my other secret is that food prep is great if you have a couple hours and have recipes that work for you
TWO OF THEM
i legally can't tell you my secrets without endangering my loved ones
BERSERKER
my 'assholes on the internet' secret is that you can also totally put yourself in bad faith arguments - and will, occasionally, depending on your brain chemistry - and gatekeeping yourself is just as awful as gatekeeping anyone else. you are good, you are valid, and your friends love you
BERSERKER
and my food secret of the day is that anything 'unhealthy for you' is less destructive to your body on a baseline than being stressed out by having to eat bad food is.
BERSERKER
there is caveats with preexisting conditions, of course, i'm not saying you should just eat an entire gallon of ice cream if you're diabetic and lactose intolerant, but like, don't freak out about something having too much fat or too many calories.
birthday snake
my own "assholes on the internet" secret is to just directly attack their insecurities and watch them block you
Quinneapolis
I just look and go 'oh right, they don't care if they're right or wrong' and that's that
birthday snake
but I'm also a spiteful petty bitch who feeds off others' pain
Quinneapolis
if I play the game they've already won
birthday snake
yeah see I'm like
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"lol mother fucker just mad because everyone's getting blowjobs but him"
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or just repeatedly say things in bad faith
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like "let's put all the TERFs on an island and watch them fight each other for sport"
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but like I said, I live for pain
Quinneapolis
how about we go back to shitposty secrets about tiddy and naruto and the like
birthday snake
that works, sorry
birthday snake
my secret is that every cardboard thing with a blank back and is the same shape and size as a postcard is now a postcard
birthday snake
cereal boxes? they are now postcards
birthday snake
use this for unlimited stationery
birthday snake
you can also donate to St. Judge's exactly once in your life and they will send you these little pads of paper in the mail until you die
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St. Jude
Quinneapolis
St. Judge sounds like a more intense figure
birthday snake
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL
birthday snake
also when tabletop games, just use whatever comes out of your mouth for character names
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I named an NPC Beef Wellington
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he was a little lizard butler
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Branson Reese also does this and came up with Computer Generated Image the gnome