GOP decided to call out the other Ted as a distraction.

Uh oh! A Democrat did something bad (checks arithmetic) 52 years ago!!! That proves it!

I'm from Massachusetts. Ted Kennedy was never the Dem nominee for POTUS because of this. In fact, although Mass voters kept reelecting him to the Senate, Mass voters denied him the Mass primary, too.

Not to mention that he’s been dead for over ten years.

That's how republican whataboutism works.

And yeah, I knew about it and was born sixteen years after it happened.

It made the history books.

I didn’t know you were from Massachusetts. My mom is from there. She saw him once in an elevator and said that his head looks bigger in person.

My dad is (sort of) from there too. He was born there and moved to Maryland when he was a toddler. He went back to Massachusetts for college and lived there for a little over ten years.

Your mom is right, he always had a big head.

Just wait, I’m sure the Republicans will “discover” Chappaquiddick e-mails mentioning Hillary and Benghazi!

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