On my final flight home. In the mean time, spam me with the things! Incorrect Quotes Gen for our CR

Lily: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Sirius: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Lily, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Harry: How?
Lily: How what?
Harry: How could they be worse?
Lily: They couldn’t, I lied.
Harry:

BEST PARENT.

Lily: You're right.
Cassie: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

LMAO OH MY GOD THAT LAST ONE!!

Neville: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Cassie, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Neville: BLOCKED.

Lily, whispering to Sirius, who’s on the phone with Harry: Ask them something!
Sirius: How are you feeling?
Harry: Fine.
Lily: Something personal!
Sirius: At what age did you first get your period?

Bill: Am I in trouble?
El: Take a guess.
Bill: No?
El: Take another guess.

Sirius: God, give me patience.
Marlene: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Sirius: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

fair

Lmao!! Totally fair!

Omg. These are all so fucking good.

this generator is the greatest

Sirius: Why are Lily and Cassie sitting with their backs to each other?
Neville: They had a fight.
Sirius: Then why are they holding hands?
Neville: They get sad when they fight.

omg this is accurate

THAT IS SO ACCURATE. ITS GOING TO HAPPEN.

Sirius: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Regulus: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Sirius: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

ColorOfBOOM : OMG ITS THEM.

It is!

lmfao oh no