playing around with the incorrect quotes generator got me this very long gem.

The squad is over at Hekla's house
Ayre: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Hekla: ... N-No...
Hekla, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Ayre, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Arete: I see a-
Hekla, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Ayre: Oh, well I-

Hekla: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- fiddles with the buttons on the microwave
Hekla, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Tephra: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Party Satan: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Hekla: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Hekla: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Hekla, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Hekla: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Magdalena, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Hekla:
Ayre: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Hekla:
Hekla, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS!!

Incorrect Quotes Generator

asdfg incredible.

she's so happy to own five ovens again.

Magdalena's just glad she gets to use the toasty boy.

magdalena can have a regular oven if she wants.

Ayre has accidentally trained her to refer to all ovens as toasty boys now and you're going to have to live with that, it's very unfortunate.