[ meme ] that incorrect quotes generator thing.

Peter: I can explain.
Gwen: Can you?
Peter: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Accurate.

another even more accurate one

Peter: Violence isn't the answer.
Gwen: You’re right.
Peter: sighs in relief
Gwen: Violence is the question.
Peter: What?
Gwen, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Peter, running after them: NO-

very.

and one for silliness because he goddamn would

Peter: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Gwen:
Gwen: Peter, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Peter: Sips coffee from bowl

he would.