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[vr weekly] https://images.plurk.com/30cWycAeW4uCRz16m2LphI.png
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"I believe [crest] is a type of toothpaste" fucking killed me
raspberrydrink
Dimitri's poor ass
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everything just went up front, in both ways
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there is nothing left for it
sailor bii
thank you
SugarPlumFairy
Pancakes
skelefriend
pffft
Reverse Mermaid
alas
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sometimes the goddess just has to balance you out
W(erewolf)ILF
he gonna fall over
W(erewolf)ILF
the OPPOSITE of balanced
Reverse Mermaid
he's top heavy
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he's bottom heavy too
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just not in the back
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:v
sword gremlin 🔪
kdjfdsg
Reverse Mermaid
heyooooo
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[Honestly, the rat compliments are the only ones that Geralt accepts. The judgement of the rats is true and pure.]
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they are good rats
Maidstrong
cripes
Reverse Mermaid
they are very good rats
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dkfjahsdf elaine did we never show you tihs comic
Maidstrong
you did not
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WELL WE HAVE NOW ALKDJFASFS
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good. maggie just feeds us so much good food of these absolute idiots.
Maidstrong
<3
W(erewolf)ILF
i am constantly pouring shitposts into the discord and then other people save them while i forget to sldfkjsjdkl
Maidstrong
magnificent
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i have a whole folder dedicated to it
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also, steven and felix's conversation about languages and jamjar translation shit makes me think it would be interesting to bring this up fo dimitri's namr
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because i beliiiiiiieve that has roots in Demeter?
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but. Fodlan, as far as we know, does not know any of those gods lmao
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(we really only know of the Church of Seiros in any detail)
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(dedue makes mention of Duscur's gods, but also not in any detail)
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(intsys please give me duscur dlc)
sleigh bells 🔔
it is, yes! (and the focus on the church of seiros makes me so mad, especially when other characters mention other religions and never elaborate)
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paws desperately at walls
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i want to know about all of the other countries and their religions
sleigh bells 🔔
from a religion standpoint: i dont CAAAARE ABOUT SEIROS GIVE ME THE REST
sailor bii
I'm so pleased about this conversation
sailor bii
who would have thought something so thoughtful could come out of hot or not
sleigh bells 🔔
its a magical world, truly
sword gremlin 🔪
same!
duck bastard
hot or not brings people together
sword gremlin 🔪
as do large space cat boyfriends
sailor bii
yes
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W(erewolf)ILF
sjkldfjklsdjklf
sleigh bells 🔔
dimitri in a "if lost return to gremlin" shirt
sleigh bells 🔔
bc thats basically what collars are!!!
W(erewolf)ILF
me, ooc: i mean dimitri at least should
grant, ic: nnnnnnno, disagree, personally,
W(erewolf)ILF
LMFAO
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but they are so handy, grant??? you can store things on a collar!!!!
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broke: collars show ownership
woke: collars are for holding small items
W(erewolf)ILF
sdjkfsjkldjkl
sword gremlin 🔪
sdflksd
skelefriend
pfffft
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gremlin needs one of those little cameras like what you stick on a dog, but made for a rat
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stick that on the little guy and just set him loose
FRIENDS HUG
stick a go pro on him
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> oh boy, dimitri got another secret note, what does it say -
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> You're such a sweet, thoughtful guy... and I still can't believe you threw a rat at my head. What the hell?
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> UGLY HYENA WHEEZING
W(erewolf)ILF
LMFAO
Calliente
CACKLING
Calliente
Dimitri: ...I wish this narrowed it down -
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he has done this to at least two other characters
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and to many more rocket grunts
sword gremlin 🔪
LMAO
Maidstrong
chuckles
sailor bii
i will admit that one was steven
Calliente
I HAD A FEELING MYSELF
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it was really too polite to be JW
sailor bii
HAHAHA
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god. but i really do love the contrast between feral, rat throwing, "i will tear out your eyes" dimitri and awkward, politely handshaking "oh it's very nice to meet you, why are we talking about my tits" dimitri
sailor bii
it's a really great contrast though
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three secrets in hot succession
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also, person, he is still Going Through It
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https://images.plurk.com/kd0t2oQgZJuiNI8g9NASR.png
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also Reverse Mermaid returning this is also going to make dimitri immediately think
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oh!
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they are lovers
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that is nice : )
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so fun countdown until dimitri mentions that
Maidstrong
OH MY GOD???
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one witcher and his bard continue to be Judged when they deny this
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they are all currently dating each other and have had romantic dates
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so they are steps ahead
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and have gained judgment ability
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incredible
sword gremlin 🔪
LMAO
sword gremlin 🔪
I love that Dimitri and Felix both finally figured out how to flirt: emojis
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dimitri's emoji flirting is just "i love you! kiss please"
Reverse Mermaid
look it is perfectly reasonable to share a bed when it would be cheaper!! and because the bard gets cold.
SugarPlumFairy
WOW
SugarPlumFairy
CUTE
SugarPlumFairy
The hunt was on for kees
W(erewolf)ILF
skldfjksld
W(erewolf)ILF
GOTTA GET! KISS!!
W(erewolf)ILF
which reminds me james do we wanna thread grant going to find dimitri in person or just say that it DID happen
W(erewolf)ILF
dimitri gettin so many kisses out of hot or not
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ovo ye
W(erewolf)ILF
sdkljf WHICH,
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thread!!! give him the kees
W(erewolf)ILF
RAD
sword gremlin 🔪
oh good question for the dimilix one too lol
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oh, i thought it would end well there in contrast, just because.... simple emojis... simple conclusion.... asdjfa
sword gremlin 🔪
but yeah I mean the extent of Felix's emoji flirting was "the cat is happy"
sword gremlin 🔪
yeah that works!
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they are but simple jocks
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"the cat is happy" and "rat loves cat" are all they need
W(erewolf)ILF
cute.....
sword gremlin 🔪
felix like "KING rat and SWORD cat tyvm"
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someone should just get dimitri a rattata winter hat and felix a shinx hat in the same vein
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let them kiss
sword gremlin 🔪
that...is adorable
duck bastard
yesssss
sword gremlin 🔪
omg
Calliente
It'll go with Dimitri's Luxray gloves
sailor bii
god what adorable men these are
sword gremlin 🔪
Felix: I am not wearing that.
(this is a lie, he will wear it whenever he's with Dimitri even if it's not that cold)
SugarPlumFairy
Does this place have their own version of like Disneyland
SugarPlumFairy
Why am I imagining the polycule date with pikachu ears
FRIENDS HUG
unova had a cute amusement park but i can't remember if kanto/johto do
sleigh bells 🔔
i dont believe so
sword gremlin 🔪
I kinda remember someone telling me that in VR a character created one at some point?
sleigh bells 🔔
oh!!! awesome!!!
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https://imgs.plurk.com/QzI/zJ6/8up9vCToVs9ktINRMrADRHNWweF_lg.png
Calliente
HAH I forgot to plurk that myself
skelefriend
pfffft
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rolls for a level (dice10)
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...well damn alright
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since this week is a shitshow, rolls for some of Dimitri's other Pokemon!
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Team Caring since they'll be picking up some slack
Dean the Emboar: (dice8)
Agnes the Kangaskhan: (dice8)
Silkie the Indeedee: (dice8)
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Team Children:
Gremlin the Rattata: (dice8)
Gabby the Miltank (dice8)
Gwin the Swablu: (dice8)
Fraldariend the G. Ponyta: (dice8)
Cofgodas the Raticate: (dice8)
Hob the Raticate: (dice8)
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oh right, and Elshot (dice8)
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one day, claude will get his dream come true
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzI/Q8t/6Waa4yzYYCzAxmdmYCwLOQcwgBC_lg.png
Calliente
I'm deceased!!!!
Calliente
Maggie's art is too powerful
W(erewolf)ILF
let claude have tiddy pillows 2021
sailor bii
I mean
sailor bii
isn't that anyone's dream?
SugarPlumFairy
Claude living the high life
Maidstrong
oh my god ahaha
Reverse Mermaid
Claude is a man of simple but excellent taste
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in the event of de-aging.... boyfriends
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzI/ulq/p965Xcw1uwrNlzxu0kzwo4AS9JU_lg.png
sleigh bells 🔔
oH CUTE...
W(erewolf)ILF
grant desperately trying to determine if this is a prank because it seems like this guy is WAY TOO CUTE?? TO BE DATING HIM???
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rolls for nonsense reasons (dice4)
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....c'mon dice not like that (dice4)
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sometimes i laugh thinking about how different the experiences are for some characters
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like, jaskier and geralt made up with each other, had a romantic christmas dance, jaskier is successful on youtube and won a cooking contest, and then they went on an island vacation before adopting a child
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meanwhile, team femblemtroika is just Everything Happens So Much with almost every single stop they've ever made
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falskdjfja
FluffyFaeCat
ah, but that child is going to cause so much mischief for the poor bard and his witcher
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good
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they've been enjoying themselves too much
FluffyFaeCat
when she gets her new rat, it's because she wandered off from them in Lost Cave XP (for like five minutes, but still, imagine the poor guys for those five minutes)
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jaskier is going to have a heart attack
FluffyFaeCat
multiple. I assure you. at least one a day
Reverse Mermaid
Geralt, upon realizing that the child is gone: https://imgs.plurk.com/QzI/dCY/fq44SG4vJwKYITulaOfwnr6AZT0_lg.gif
FluffyFaeCat
sorry Geralt
FluffyFaeCat
(except Kiri isn't)
Reverse Mermaid
just let him teach you how to stab a man so that he won't have to worry about you
FluffyFaeCat
yes, yes please! she wants to be a strong adventurer so the Mighty Nein don't leave her behind again
Reverse Mermaid
i mean he wouldn't fault them for not taking a literal child along with them
Reverse Mermaid
he didn't even want to take jaskier with him, and jaskier was 18 when they met
Reverse Mermaid
but girls should know how to stab a man
FluffyFaeCat
yes, good
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