Varian!! Son!! Did you ask to go to Adam's physics classes he's so proud of you
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Varian!! Son!! Did you ask to go to Adam's physics classes he's so proud of you
Varian!! Son!! Did you ask to go to Adam's physics classes he's so proud of you
BIG DAD ENERGY
look at this salty man, adopting kids
look at this salty man, adopting kids
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
listen he's a good science son ok
BIG DAD ENERGY
oh so that's the key huh
BIG DAD ENERGY
they gotta be science kids
Teeff
HE DID
Teeff
he wants to go to COLLEGE
Teeff
he's 16 that's totally old enough it's totally fine
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
BIG DAD ENERGY
SSSSH
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Teeff
It ABSOLUTELY IS how would you like to learn advanced aeronautics?
Teeff
HE WANTS TO LEARN E V E R Y T H I N G
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Let science dad teach you the physics of flying big fuckoff planes in the sky
Teeff
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
this was adams area of study back home he has so much knowledge to share
Teeff
he will love every second
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
what a good boy
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
prepare yourself for copious notes on your work so you can become a better scientist and many underscored "great work" and "phenomenal application" notes
Teeff
oh my god he will genuinely die validation 
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
gotta encourage the boy when he does good work. always encourage good impulses and the pursuit of science
Teeff
augh it's all he ever wanted
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Keep learning keep doing good
Teeff
HE CAN DO THAT SCIENCE DAD
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Then Adam will keep giving you assignments that challenge you
Teeff
he will LOVE them
Teeff
he desperately wants a challenge
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
He will throw all of them at you
Teeff
high school is so goddamn boring, he goes there because his friends do and he needs to learn from like FUTURE CLASS but science and maths he's just I know all these things already
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Come to science class at the college. YOU STILL GOTTA GO TO FUTURE CLASS but Adam can help you with science at least.
Teeff
he really does need to go to future class. he can build a trans-dimensional portal from scratch but he couldn't tell you anything about any of the world wars
Teeff
he's only very vaguely aware they happened at all
Teeff
Varian's approach to history class is "I'll be super dead before any of this happens so does it really matter"
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Yeah but the know you know about world war 2 etc the better your knowledge of future tech is sooooooooooo
Teeff
that's the angle to go tbh
Teeff
"but Varian the technology"
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
"and as you know the more context you have, the more history you have the more successful you're going to be. The more data points you have the better."
Teeff
yesss
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
the data, son!!
BIG DAD ENERGY
with popcorn in a corner
with popcorn in a corner
Teeff
sorry Shiro, Adam picked the worst son
BIG DAD ENERGY
now he has no room to judge Shiro ever
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
he so does
BIG DAD ENERGY
doubt
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
you should never doubt Adam's ability to judge people
Teeff
I mean tbf did any of Shiro's kids to go literal prison for literal attempted murder because that's kind of a black mark right there
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
shit happens
BIG DAD ENERGY
nope
BIG DAD ENERGY
see??? he wins
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
oh is this a competition takashi shirogane
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
do you want to compete
BIG DAD ENERGY
....
BIG DAD ENERGY
unsure
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
wise man
pancake
I thought this said Valerian and got excited
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
never again
Teeff
That's Varian's fake name - tragedy
Teeff
Fern made an attempt