[shitposting about gender] movie about a team of trans detectives hunting down an insane cis serial killer

who keeps going on about his 'pristine genitalia' so you don't forget how cis he is

I know someone else made this joke, but his villain introduction moment is editing the silent hill wiki

He's gonna skin a bigger tougher guy and wear his skin so he has extra manliness

you call this a shitpost but I would buy tickets to this

like a man turducken

a clue... it seems that the killer exclusively wears male-coded clothing...

the fragrance.... of axe...,

He carves "no homo" into the wall of every crime scene so that everyone knows he doesn't want to be inside another guy in, like, a gay way.