there was a post on Tumblr about someone who believed they "shifted" realities into Hogwarts and accidentally killed Draco and I reblogged it with a Quantum Leap gif joking that I was jumping to kill the rest of the characters, and when I reblogged it again when it came back around to my timeline I got an ask from a terf saying "femicide isn't funny"

Tumblr is a Webbed Site

(apparently "shifting" or "quantum jumping" is like...Tiktok mixing kinning and lucid dreaming or something)

...babies

The Astral Plane is alive and well

another spoopy ghost

they're so precious and stupid and I'm sure they'll grow out of it one day

My first instinct is to make fun of them and I feel no shame in that

followed by

another spoopy ghost

lmfao terfs

So if someone else plays make-believe I mean quantum shifts will they find him alive again?

fuck the terf obviously, but the shifting thing is just...babies

is the implication that they think every Harry Potter character is a woman or did they whole-ass forget about Harry Potter himself, whomst I also threatened to kill

Yeah, that was my first thought, that you're not targeting only the women?

So is killing the dudes okay?

nvm I already know the answer to that

TERFs, man

I mean, terf. So probably.

EVIL, EVIL PENISES

I have heard tell there is a lot of fic that does turn Harry into a woman for courtly romance purposes so maybe you are

obviously they shifted into that fic and were threatened by my intended fictional murder

the funny thing about the shifting stuff is that apparently before you do it you're supposed to "script it" which is just writing out every change you want made to the world and how the characters react to you and people were like "this is just lucid dreaming"

Wow, yeah, that is...exactly that

I remember when soulbonding was the big thing

Kids will always come up with ways to feel special that way