[ryslig-adjacent-shitposting] can you imagine if monster games were more modern-day and people had to be like. fuckin. i'm really just imagining mermaids having to carry around waterbottles like vsco girls btu like

can you imagine crowded city elevators and also there's a guy with 6 arms

like fuckin. seras having to be in a coffin to fly over water

i feel like that'd be even funnier honestly
the concept of slimes in a big city amuses me in particular

oh RIP SLIMES,

that does remind me that like the more i google the more i'm surprised to see either was invented in or had a similar equivalent in the 50s, like what, wild