[cat owner life] Vriska was grooming Nepeta, but then she sneezed, so Nep started smacking at her in surprise

cats are stupid

Yes, yes they are

every time I sneeze, both my cats startle and run away, even though they should definitely be used to it by now

My late Siamese wouldn't run but would 'respond' to my sneezes with chittering.

She thought I was trying to communicate.

lmao

adsfasdfa..... cats

Mine are most concerned when I cough. Mishka likes to meow at them in concern.