Muppets Phantom of the Opera, with Raoul as the only human

I wanted to make Carlotta the only human but

it would be a SIN to keep Miss Piggy from her role of a lifetime

for once Quinn, I have no constructive criticism

Kermit plays Christine, i don't know the muppets well enough to cast anyone else

I feel like there’s potential for Gonzo as the Phantom

A strange faced figure shamed by society but with dramatic genius lying within

I think if you cast Gonzo as the Phantom you might have to cast a chicken as Christine

which. I am in favor of.

so

what does Phantom Gonzo look like under the mask

You can see the hand through the felt

It’s too horrible for muppet/human minds to process

also are we assuming a new adaptation like treasure island and christmas carol are, rather than just straight up casting muppets in the ALW musical? because I think there's a case to be made for Kermit as the Persian

new adaptation yes