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Judge Dredd is a very serious comic about very grim and serious things.
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...That is the WORST mutant power.
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first kicked in on grandma's 91st birthday
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I'm surprised he didn't blind himself.
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that’s a contest of wills I would have immediately lost
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funny how the only thing that gets me enthusiastic about 2000ad anymore is totally dumb shit like this
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just saw an upcoming storyline by rob williams that’s going to be dredd vs the 4 horsemen
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we already have the 4 horsemen!! they’re called the dark judges!
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That storyline came and went already. It sucked and served only to push along his dumb version of Dredd that will sacrifice anyone and everyone around him without a thought.
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They're just collecting it because rob williams is a ~rising star~
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this totally blows dude
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I need to stop seeing rob’s name on literally everything because god damn
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was Anderson good in it at least
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no
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She basically existed to tell people where the bad guys were and that Judge Dredd was more important than them.
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Also she gets handwavy angel time travel powers at the end.
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I honestly miss the early days where psi powers weren’t just complete bullshit
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Time travel??????
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there’s perfectly good machines for that lol
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you know full well that those only exist in comedy storylines
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I know judge dredd is like half a century of canon lore to remember but this is ridiculous
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And stories that wagner writes
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and stories involving pre-war shenanigans
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and-
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This isn't even a problem of lore, this is a guy deciding that we need to remember that Dredd's a right bastard
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Except he's a bastard in the way Rob Williams says he is and not in any other way.
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Fair
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Part of that is that he's perfectly willing to sacrifice the lives of Judges if it means protecting civilian lives. But this time, instead of it being an admirable trait, it's just Dredd being a bastard to his friends
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Because how dare he take an oath to defend the people of his city, even at the cost of his own life, and take it seriously
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oh rob williams is still on that horse?
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And then expect other people to uphold the same oath
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Pretty much
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like damn that shouldn’t be a surprise to literally any judge ugh
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Judge Giant: I've known Dredd for nearly thirty straight years now!
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Judge Giant: Oh no, he's a bastard, how did I never realize this
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I didn’t know that the man who is literally famous worldwide for taking his job seriously takes his job seriously
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at the expense of almost anything else
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The guy who murdered five hundred million people couldn't possibly be cold-blooded!
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and respects his coworkers and personal acquaintances of 30 years enough to expect that they understand that
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Also
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Another major event where the fate of the world relies on his success
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And it's yet another thing where Rob Williams doesn't involve America
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Or Rico
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will writers ever get tired of trying to make their own fate of the world apocalypse the new biggest fate of the world apocalypse ever
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only averted by dredd’s biggest ever tough man shoulders pauldrons
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Also
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In his current Hershey series
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like. Now is the best time to use that supporting cast like beeny and rico
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He ain’t gonna be around forever!
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Oh god he has a current Hershey series?
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He has Hershey mentally whining about how Joe doesn't know what it's like to lose a body part.
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I don’t know if I wanna know
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WHAT THE FUCK
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THIS MAN HAS BIONIC EYES
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Oh, yeah, she faked her death and is now traveling with Dirty Frank (who is no longer Amusingly Quirky) to take care of Smiley's final plots.
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THEY GIVE A 50% REDUCTION RATE IN BLINKING TIME AND HE SHOULD HAVE HAD THEM DONE SOONER
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wh
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So she's still dying and old and wrinkly, but she got caught in a bomb and lost an arm and a leg. The arm gives her super burny powers.
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do you mean super burny powers like there’s a hidden flamethrower attachment
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Nah, her hand glows blue and she can burn through things
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is she still dying though
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Yeah
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please let her die faster so rob can’t do more dumb shit with her
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He's rewriting her past so that her father tried to sell her into slavery and got executed for it. No mention of her other family whatsoever.
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quit while you’re ahead dude
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I can’t take this anymore
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also:
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I'm not sure what's worse
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Hershey losing it this far or Dirty Frank pretending he has an inch of high ground after the stuff he's pulled.
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rob williams when his OC gets to lecture the former chief judge about justice
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he's been doing that the entire time
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And also lecturing her on the importance of not giving up when she gets beaten
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dirty frank is a dirty biiiiiiiitch
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ahaha
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