Rights You Didn't Know You Had (and Probably Don't W...

Joke's on you, legal eagles, I'm gonna run for Kansas Governor.

lol Derek just texted me about this video today

he loves legal eagle

He's amazing

I knew about the Zone of Death but I didn't know it was legal for my grandma to ply 10-year-old me with alcohol in the state of NY

(Which she did, on birthdays and special occasions)

You're running against my cat

What's your cat's stance on foreign aid?

History shows she mostly she hisses and growls but would actually bring a stranger a bite of her own food as long as they don't try to pet her

I'm not sure how to translate that into human

Supportive of foreign countries but not mass immigration?

That fits! I mean she likes watching people through the window but really hates them being in her house. Actually she might be in favor of invading neighboring states, she did try to attack my neighbor once.

I might vote for you over Syd, actually

Aw yeah.

how dare you run for Frankie's rightful office