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[TLV] Lawrence is getting stun gunned the fuck out over here: Discretion Advised: 18+ Content
And he's not going to wake up until a warden tells him to "Bring yourself back online". BUT only sweet William knows about the existence of that command.
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However, I am all for trying to wake up Lawrence any other way.
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But basically Lawrence will be unconscious until someone tells William about it and William tells a warden what to do.
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This is not a hiatus so uh if we can not take to long doing this I'd appreciate it.
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AHAHAHAHAHA
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three months later
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I'm on mobile so I can't tag relevant parties, but like: Gortys, Rita, infirmary staff, William, Juno is Lawrence's temp, or anyone.
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william will probs initially tell all wardens to fuck off and attempt it himself, in private
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TRUST LEVELS ARE NOT HIGH
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Rita doesn't know William but she has a good grasp of warden pairings so she'd ping Juno
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ALSO Elijah learnt a fair bit about Westworld flavor androids via Teddy so he miiiight be able to hazard a guess as to how to sort him out (if anyone asked him)
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William I swear if u leave him unconscious and use him as a coat rack...
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oh he'll be super mad
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it just won't occur to him that a warden would be able to do it
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and he thinks 90% of them are useless
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like this is his worst fear
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(also this thread is HILARIOUS I have been stalking)
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Rita just like 'FINE u want me to do sth, be a coat rack'
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GREAT WORK MAYBE HIS MEMORY'LL BE GONE WHEN HE WAKES UP
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NO KNIVES, KNIVES BAD
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goes to get his gun
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lmao fortunately this is forward dated, right? otherwise he'd be like HARRY DID THIS SOMEHOW
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IT'S ALL CONNECTED
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but yeah PRODUCTIVELY, he might conceivably tell anyone who has publicly taken steps to help lawrence, so like...lark
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and even then it's super dicey
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no that's very helpful ahahahahaha
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he doesn't have to go total galaxy brain
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I fully did not expect Rita to be using her blaster once she got it but she has KO'ed like four people in as many months
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~the barge~
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BUT YEAH THINKING ABOUT IT (and assuming we don't just use elijah as a workaround)--he'd probs try it in private first, keep lawrence in his room :-( while trying to figure out what to do
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it's great, like an off button for jerks
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so if a genuinely concerned warden who he trusted enough to like...work in front of came by
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and saw him saying the command and repeated it
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THAT COULD MAYBE WORK AHAHAHA
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sorry he was deeply unimpressed with everyone's reaction to the teddy thing
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He....may not be able to get hold of Lawrence in the first place unless Gortys or Juno talk to him?
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ok yeah then none of that's happening
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he'd probably attack people if he knew
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also I think juno's on hiatus??
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(It's also worth noting that Rita herself is obscenely good at reverse-engineering stuff inc. robots and might be able to wake up Lawrence herself when it becomes clear he's just.....not waking up....)
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oof good point
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Lawrence why is unconsciousness so challenging for u
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watch everyone be like "oh he's in a coma just give it a month"
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BUT YEAH I'M COOL WITH A WORKAROUND just lmk what y'all want to do
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william will be pissed if he thinks people are fucking with lawrence's head because he is t e r r i f i e d of that, but that's a william problem
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hhhh. Rita's smarter and more cautious than that. I don't stalk their CR, how clear is it from their public interactions that L and W are friendly and from the same place??
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THEY WERE BROTHERS IN SNOWPIERCER...there have been a few public convos but william was p circumspect for a while
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SNOWPIERCER DON'T COUNT
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um yes it does...
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but you'd have to be a p dedicated network stalker or really concerned about weapons ahahahahahaha
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yeahhhh, hm lemme think about this
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gortys knows they know each other but hates william AHAHHAH
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Connor you're in time out
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......hmmmm
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william would not want him near lawrence I KNOW HE DOESN'T GET A SAY BUT
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(but like "connor makes suggestions" would get a MASSIVE SIDEEYE but he wouldn't be fundamentally opposed)
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as long as it's from afar
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Oh heck no Cameron is a very good girl not a bargaining chip
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He could always be taken to infirmary and William can pick him up there. In his William car.
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So Rita would take him to cybernetics if she's taking him anywhere bc he's a robot. Elijah runs that place so would be able to wake him up without much trouble. ALTERNATIVELY Rita could keep hold of Lawrence and might then just throw out in public 'hey I have this lump of android in my cabin does anyone know where his reboot button is'
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option 1 is defs lower drama as far as william's concerned (I mean and in general, sounds like) but I'm open to whatever and can give you his probable reaction if you want specifics
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also lol the image of rita dragging lawrence around......I guess CONNOR could HELP
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Also LiberBEARian please weigh in on what Gortys might chip in?
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of the possible options here I'll let Bear choose bc it's her ko'd android
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I think the public post idea is funnier so that always gets my vote.
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sweet
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also she and Gortys are fully just taking a leg each and dragging him to her cabin bc that image is amusing to me
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thump. thump. thump. do androids dream of electric concussion
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and then she's going back for your unconscious ass Connor
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she's not mad just disappointed
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also some_bear (ats you in your own plurk...) is lawrence's tablet in his room, william would go get it as soon as he knew something was going down
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Yes tablet in room in filing cabinet
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HAHHAHA he will grab
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Tell the horses daddy is just taking a nap
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😭
LiberBEARian
If you guys need it Gortys can contact William, she knows they’re bros
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Bro's? Or hoes? (Hoes is short for horses)
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partners in deviance
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That's super helpful :|b
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I'm drafting a post in my head, can I assume Gortys will contact William and tell him Rita has Lawrence stashed in her cabin?
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Tagged into the log with unconscious Lawrence. Do with his meat sack as you will.
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By which I mean no need to wait for me on tags there
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Probably not, Gortys would likely worry over Lawrence first but then get Rita’s permission to contact him because she doesn’t trust William won’t hurt Rita
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So that might depend on Rita and what she says. Also sorry I am very
Much on pain meds atm
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<3 That's okay! We should thrash this out IC anyway, when you're feeling better we can do girl chat while standing over two unconscious robot dumbasses?
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(rarity: Connor should be out for the count by the time Rita's finished firing)
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Neither, just checking it's cool with you!
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LiberBEARian : are we good to fade out there and leave everyone with an image of a smol lady and a smol robot wheeling two corpses out of the chapel??
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I'll have Rita ping William.
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Totally!
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Gortys reached out but then stopped when Rita was like "Oh we need to move these bodies first" so I'll wrap that up, all she said was "hi"
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I can just stick Rita into that same thread!
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That works!
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feel free to NOT HAVE THIS WORK but if rita doesn't tell him he'll probs stake out cybernetics and possibly attack elijah
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that's fair certainly something, understood o7
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AHAHHAHA
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reading Gortys' relay and oh my fucking god......blessed plots everywhere
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'do you want to play a power game or do you want Lawrence awake' asks william, keeping lawrence unconscious while playing a power game
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THIS IS FISHY AS FUCK
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WHY IS GORTYS THERE
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WHY HAVEN'T YOU ASKED HER WHAT SHE WAS DOING
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SHE'S A HELPFUL ROBOT DUDE WHO'S CONCERNED ABOUT CONNOR'S SERIAL KILLER INCLINATIONS WHAT'S FISHY ABOUT THAT
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but hahahahhahah yeah he mostly responds to like
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genuine concern
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which is not coming across
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that's fair, Rita is genuinely concerned but also genuinely stressed out
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While I don't intend to metagame, what is William's plan if she does let him into her cabin? (With her blaster drawn and fully ready to claim another victim for the sleepy pile if he tries anything weird.)
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ahahhahaha he'd try to get her to bring him to his (william's) cabin
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or lawrence's own cabin
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ew no you can kiss him wherever, dude
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the reasoning being "well he probs doesn't want to wake up with THE PERSON WHO MADE HIM UNCONSCIOUS right there"
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but also lawrence's cabin is......fucked up so purely for lawrence's well-being he'd prefer his own cabin
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ahahahahaah rarity link!
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LiberBEARian I am VERY SORRY about the boomeranging I just realised Gortys is....still there..../o\
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OH YEAH LIKEWISE...(RIP)
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I can delete the last tag if you need me to or whatever!
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same
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Oh no worries! I was picking up my dog anyway
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All she'd be doing is going "oh wow like a fairy tale?" about the kissing
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ahahah
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gortys gets it
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rita is also thinking that but quietly
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like she 60% thinks it's nonsense but has DEFINITELY read books with this plot device
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deleting my tag gortys' is more important
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yeah william is kinda like
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WELL PEOPLE FUCKING IS THE ONLY THING ANYONE ON THIS BOAT SEEMS TO RESPECT SO WHATEVER I'LL GO WITH THAT
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it did however start as a bit
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elijah: ....he told you what. and you even briefly believed him?
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rita: it.....seemed like a weird thing to make up???
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gortys is gonna try kissing him in a half second
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robot ball to the face
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gortys u don't even have lips
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nope
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still gonna give it her best!!!
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elijah look around you!!! there is a lot of insane shit happening
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yeah but fucking chobits hasn't escaped into the real world yet so
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gortys he's already bleeding :-(
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look he's bleeding bc he slammed his face into connor's real hard he doesn't get mUCH sympathy
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lawrence doesn't wake up and gortys is like oH NO THEY'RE NOT IN LOVE ANYMORE
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fffff
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(has william tagged, I was getting a 502 error for a sec so I'm not sure if DW ate it)
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YEP absolutely
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(n/m!)
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this is the weirdest robot gang
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AHAHH THIS TOOK SUCH A TURN I love it
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Lawrence: Disney princess
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ahaha wow william you are such a shit
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HAAHAHAHA HE SURE IS
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That's why Lawrence loves him
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that and he's a great kisser
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He's ok
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w o w
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You know who's a great kisser? Ned.
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ok so if she doesn't budge
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he will either assault elijah or try to break into her room...
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Okay, her room is pretty hard to get into (spaceship door with high security) and Elijah may have a fair chance bc Quentin did him a solid and taught him some magic
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what kind of security is it? (that a rando with tech exprience would notice)
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