[DEER] If someone isn't thinking Cecil is weird as fuck during 90% of his posts, I'm not doing it right. I love when people are like "... r u ok" at Cecil

all appropriate ways to react to cecil palmer tbh

Like 60% of what he says sounds like a shitpost

"Oh yeah my fiance used to have a different voice, but he had throat surgery to prevent throat spiders? And I just think that's so responsible of him."

Or like. Things that start normal but then take a hard left at the end

throat spiders are serious

It's a serious problem and Carlos was very wise to get preventative surgery

bus spiders, on other hand, are adorable

who's a little cutie? Yes you are!!! What's your name, cutie?

... knowing Night Vale, the bus spiders might actually have names

And jobs

They're just riding the bus to work like everyone else