snowbogan
things from my canon that sound like shitpo the moon is an egg
ᴏ̨ᴜᴇᴇɴ ᴏғ ʜᴇʟʟ-
honestly there's so much you could use for this meme
snowbogan
i could limit it to twelve and still be here all day tbh
Un(t)sundered
god, I forgot about that
snowbogan
it's so stupid and ridiculous and i love it
εм prιмε
LMAO
snowbogan
sometimes doctor who is stupid in ways that annoy me but THE MOON IS AN EGG just delights me
snowbogan
granted this helps
snowbogan
he's so excited
snowbogan
runners up:
𝔯𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔠𝑦~
the whole canon is a shit post
snowbogan
snowbogan
okay this is not technically IN an episode but
skipthedemon
Doctor, late to his own wedding, and probably hungover, confirmed.
snowbogan
his bff like "do you ever get tired of being such a disaster"
c_for_characters
I mean, with DW, to pick just one from the gathering throng...
c_for_characters
"A Sixties acid flashback nightmare, but in the 80s when you least expected it."
snowbogan
aka: even better
c_for_characters
And watched the animated reconstruction of Macra Terror lat night, which was a shitpost of "giant sneaky, sinister crabs"
c_for_characters
Buuuut now that we know what the show actually intended but their creature budget of 500 pounds wouldn't cover...
c_for_characters
So, y'know, upgrade from Floppy Rubber Terror from Beyond:
snowbogan
i honestly can't decide which is better
c_for_characters
I think we need to define "better" on this one.
c_for_characters
"Better" as in "it probably flopped about on castor wheels", well.
snowbogan
They've very different kinds of glorious
c_for_characters
Indeed.
c_for_characters
But I can definitely say it's now my favorite Two serial, after War Games.
spooky queer
doctor who is just a giant shitpost
spooky queer
i mean tbf so are comics XD
snowbogan
look there's a reason i didn't try with babs, how do you even choose
spooky queer
c_for_characters
"Villain has cooling rod at high rpms inserted into brain. This is a normal afternoon for him."
c_for_characters
snowbogan
i'd say "babs wouldn't even blink at scorpius' nonsense" but i don't have to, because she met scorpius in tlv and did not blink at his nonsense
batman
scott and jeans entire relationship is a shitpost
snowbogan
you're not wrong
snowbogan
wait five years to admit they're in love while everyone around them groans internally, don't have sex until she's possessed/replaced by a fiery space bird, jean dies and scott's sad, scott dies and jean's sad, jean dies and scott's sad, scott dies and jean's sad
snowbogan
fail to have the threesomes they clearly want for thirty years
snowbogan
that time jean had tentacles for arms and scott failed to properly appreciate it
batman
scott goes to alaska to bang person who looks exactly like jean
snowbogan
this was meant to be a complete coincidence
spooky queer
meant to
snowbogan
claremont intended maddie looking exactly like jean in every way to just....
snowbogan
be happenstance
snowbogan
before it was retconned into her being a clone made by the evil supervillain geneticist drama queen obsessed with scott
snowbogan
like, when that is the more plausible option
batman
scotts entire life is a shitpost
batman
do his eyes still lead to the punch dimension
snowbogan
also true
snowbogan
i choose to believe
snowbogan
eye punch lad
batman
but in his defense
batman
sinister really did try his best to make sure scott's life was one giant shitpost
batman
that was his entire intent, i think
snowbogan
i mean he didn't make aliens attack his dad's airplane and turn him into a horny space pirate
batman
god but if he COULD have though
snowbogan
that was just luck
batman
you tell me gladiators cape doesn't look like it was picked DIRECTLY by mister sinister
snowbogan
"this space cat is basically your step mom, now your daughter from an alternate future is gonna flirt with her"
batman
or half of the shiar really