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duck bastard

@trilies

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:09 AM

[vr/pkmn] we were having some discussions on Kangaskhan in the chat, and

https://images.plurk.com/1zsVMQ04WBgCjwRF49vH9J.png

duck bastard

@trilies

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:09 AM

https://images.plurk.com/6zF6fKW5jBfeYIZLDDiZhN.png

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duck bastard

@trilies

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:10 AM

i'm really glad that i settled on 'agnes' as her name before i started pondering this, because that makes this feel even Better somehow

sword gremlin 🔪

@theSSjuli

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:10 AM

fdjsfgsdf yes

Mica

@Micabean

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:17 AM

I mean, if Kangaskhan is anything like a real kangaroo, she has two uteruses

Mica

@Micabean

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:18 AM

And some control over the maturation of her fetuses

duck bastard

@trilies

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:18 AM

i did Not know this about kangaroos

Mica

@Micabean

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:18 AM

So she's probably been technically pregnant for much of the time her pouch was full

Mica

@Micabean

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:19 AM

and just gives birth to replace the grown baby with a new one, when the older kangaskhan joey moves out

Mica

@Micabean

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:20 AM

Kangaroo Fact: female kangaroos have two utersuses and three vaginas and that's just nature

Mica

@Micabean

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:20 AM

I'm not making that up

duck bastard

@trilies

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:20 AM

THANKS, NATURE

Mica

@Micabean

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:20 AM

Scientists believe that 2/3 of the vaginas are specifically for getting pregnant and only the third one is for giving birth

Mica

@Micabean

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:20 AM

....I'll stop

FluffyFaeCat

@Naturalcyber

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:21 AM

kangaroos also have a cloaca! and a bifurcated penis

sword gremlin 🔪

@theSSjuli

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:22 AM

three vaginas...nature is amazing

Tyra

@Tyranno

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:23 AM

the one hitch in this theory is that Pokemon reproduce through eggs that magically appear from nowhere

FluffyFaeCat

@Naturalcyber

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:24 AM

obviously, the next Kangaskhan egg she has will go right into her pouch as her new baby. ~~now imagine Kangaskhan adopting different Pokemon, and just driven out of her mind because the baby is getting independant too quickly~~

Mica

@Micabean

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:25 AM

I'm just saying, a kangaskhan probably has one joey out of the pouch, one egg in the oven and a third egg or young joey in the pouch

Mica

@Micabean

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:25 AM

and she is equipped to keep this status perpetually cycling for her entire reproductively-active life

Tyra

@Tyranno

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:27 AM

we know they don't lay the eggs either so I'm just

Tyra

@Tyranno

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 1:27 AM

imagining Kangaskhans stashing all these eggs in a cave somewhere

Maidstrong

@jackabee

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 2:59 AM

you know...I would absolutely want an elderly Kangaskhan with empty nest syndrome

duck bastard

@trilies

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 3:04 AM

Agnes will get back to fussing and caring for all pokemon small enough to fit in her pouch..... but after she's lived her life a little

Corpse Sniffer

@xardogn

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 3:07 AM

kangaskhan putting trainer in the pouch. you are safe now child

FRIENDS HUG

@likeabox

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 3:08 AM

Moon The child in its pouch leaves home after roughly three years. That is the only time the mother is heard to cry wildly. <- pokedex entry bringing the sadness

FRIENDS HUG

@likeabox

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 3:09 AM

Shield There are records of a lost human child being raised by a childless Kangaskhan.

FRIENDS HUG

@likeabox

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 3:09 AM

so yes

FRIENDS HUG

@likeabox

Sat, Jan 23, 2021 3:09 AM

lost kids/trainers can be raised by kangaskhan