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[USPol] / [mute]
Emmy Bengtson on Twitter
Family Guy wasn't making that up??????
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THAT IS BASICALLY MY WHOLE TL'S REACTION TOO MOOSEY
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https://images.plurk.com/7fRmuMbe9kgNj70ikwrz5G.png
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shit plurk makes it too small too read
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TheApostate ™
Who's to say Trump didn't just bring the button to florida when he left
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roflmao
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He would
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I need Seth Meyer to literally do the "MEL!? MEL! WHY ISN'T MY BUTTON WORKING? MEEELLLL" now
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Chad Opitz on Twitter
as the prophet promised, the lulz would be unending
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redacted tonight | #FreeJulianAssange on Twitter
me: where have I seen this before -- OH RIGHT MY WAKING NIGHTMARES
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Biden Officials Furious About Trump Not Leaving Any ...
DID THEY ACTUALLY THINK HE HAD?!?!?!? I MEAN HE FUCKING TOOK MONEY FROM THE VACCINATION DISTRIBUTION ALLOTTMENT AND GAVE IT TO ANTI-VAX ORGANIZATIONS
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exacerangutan ^ THIIIIIS is everyone else realizing what I said about the states are now divided upon themselves
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https://t.co/... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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JUST IN CASE YOU ALL FORGOT IN YOUR HIGHS
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I AM HERE TO REMINNNNNDDDDDDD YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU
Whatson
AvP: who ever wins, etc
Exacerangutan
I think my favorite comment was "with democrats like these who needs republicans"
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right
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which is funny because it's literally true because the democrats are the conservative party now
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yup
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the sooner we stop talking about politics in terms that were maybe relevant 40-50 years ago, and start talking about what's actually happening currently, the better
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AGREED
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Although
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I keep fucking with everyone talking about politics in terms of 10 years from now
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but I know whose fault that is
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(My Dad's, like 54-70%)
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsMKCNIW4AMCwK-?format=png&name=small D21Jaydee lol
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Joanne Mason on Twitter
shit that's some real talk right there
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Whatson
the amount of pop ups and ads on these web news outlets make them near unconsumable for me
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Adblocker babe
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oh. yeah if i wasnt lazy...
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Malware found on laptops given out by government
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyuuuuuuuuck
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Me: nah there's no way things won't get fixed. Maybe. Mostly. Maybe? Yes.
God: /DIVINE LIGHT SHINES UPON THE SIGNS
CC: noooooooooooooo
Moosey: maybe no internet is for the best
CC: no it's fucking not!!!
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I mean the kids are very cool and I love it. Use our dumb rich entitlement for chaos XDDDD but yeeeeeeah signs
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SIIIIIGNS
Rizu
yeah that comic on progressive tax is accurate. You won't get taxed more if you don't earn above a certain threshhold, it's that simple
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You earn more money? the money ABOVE that threshhold gets taxted more, IE the first $50k you earn is always taxed at the lowest amount
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the next $50k is taxed at that lowest amount plus the extra
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so like,,, Canada, combined taxes would be for 100,000, 50,000 would get taxed at let's say 20% (so they'd lose 10,000 of that to taxes) and the next would get taxed at 25% (where they'd lose 12,500) instead of all of it being taxed at 25%
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yup
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but mind you
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like I was saying in my whiny plurk
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now I just have to fight the libertarians of "ALL TAX IS THEFT"
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MooseChangerPat
Well that Instacart thing is depressing to hear
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ya
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too bad I'm also ordering from them again, but at least we tip extremely well?
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yes
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Still > Amazon
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https://youtu.be/... he doesn't WANT to win
MooseChangerPat
BTW, are the groceries here yet?
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I think so
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ask mom I think she's upstairs
MooseChangerPat
Yes she came up and told me, but I'd kind've already figured it out by the time you finally responded xD
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lol
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Biden Rolls Out National Strategy to Get COVID-19 Un...
again it's worse, TRUMP TOOK FUNDS FOR VACCINE DISTRIBUTION AND GAVE THEM TO ANTI-VAX ORGS
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oh god that's not enough
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I thought the pandemic plan had more than just this
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oh ok
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NOI NO THIS ISN'T ENOUGH
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FUCK
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/flips table into the sun
Whatson
you'll break your other hand
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yeah lol I was gonna do something and
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Quickly realized "hey don't that hurts :V"
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I had a nightmare last night of MANY THINGS
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1) THE GOOD PART -> Kyle and I w/ Moosey, Dad, and Luffy were watching lots of Doctor Who season 1 (new series)
Whatson
what a nightmare
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2) NIGHTMARE: Russia tried to attack our anti-missile bases, 13 of them on the Russian borders etc.
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3) China .... I forget. OH TIBET well.
4) GHOSTS? Yes. Demons? MAYBE.
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I forgot most of it on purpose lol
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But it was all one specific universe i've been in before which is weird~
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oh and Amazon drones
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I think the DW part was AFTER the nightmares because I was like
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"wtf D: D: D: I need my Kyle"
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Funnily enough?
Whatson
I have conflicted thoughts on you relating DW with me
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I think it's an alternate timeline because the episodes and books I was telling you about are NOT IN THIS ONE but I have seen them in that dream-uh universe before
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Also Adam was there and I had to keep cleaning up their weird shit
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Not literal shit, just mess
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But like
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they were also trying to scam parents into
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SOMETHINGGGGG but it wasn't working ESP. because you were there
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And Adam was like ">:T Frick can't pull a fast one with Kyle around"
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Also it might be because you were talking about the kappa story and in the dream the DW episodes were more gay and you didn't hate it but you were very cheery RANDOMLY
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and we played D&D
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idk where I was going with this
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depends,
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does DW have really gay but visually stunning episodes?
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not that I seek this out
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it just happened
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yes. Especially in that alternate timeline. Not so much here -- Torchwood here. IIRC That timeline didn't have TW but did have more special effects and no Moffat. AND DESPITE THE NO MOFFAT? Clara was REALLY REALLY REALLY Cool in it. I don't know why
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Like how do you have Clara without Moffat?
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BEATS ME
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AU MAGIC
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Also we still lived in Windsor Ridge
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again: I don't know why
Whatson
dreams
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PRETTY MUCH
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MooseChangerPat
I try to tell people about this but you know... people like to live in denial
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ya
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Bitch
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That's treason
Whatson
https://images.plurk.com/onwX2VUuSNyBEFoQDvJI2.jpg
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seriously
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Exacerangutan
remember when the baldfaced nepotism was really obviously out of place?
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yup
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I even remember when Republicans threw fits about Billy Bush and Chelsea Clinton L O L
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Paris Marx ☭ on Twitter
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Just to be petty
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awesome
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https://youtu.be/... Trump took her off?
Whatson
we got an email from Acting Secretary Chad Smith leaving (DHS?) he sounded really bitter
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hah
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I MEAN
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He's literally trying not to kill us soooooo
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https://youtu.be/... Be concerned
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ALSO WRT: Gamestop stock
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Don't sell. I'm not saying BUY (and definitelly DO NOT SHORTSELL LMFAO) but I THINK Given Russia + internet + protests and etc.
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GS could be uh
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The savior of humanity??????????????????????????????????????????
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yeah
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Just
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BACK OF YOUR MIND
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Oh and if you do have bitcoin and shit? Sell -_-'
Whatson
they laughed at us when we clung to hard copies
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THEY DID
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Hell even I was like
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"fuck physical, digital is so coooonvenient"
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And now I'm like
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"OH NO"
Exacerangutan
...Gilbert and Sullivan?
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Gaamestop
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I'll make a crazy plurk about it later
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oh
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But TL;DR Russia might accidentally nuke the whole internet
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and Microsoft's backdoor if it doesn't get fixed and/or Biden & NSA don't WANT to close it and want to use it to round up USA extremists thennnnnnnnnn
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THe whole internet is fucked
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Whatson
Watch this link right above
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everyone should see this
Exacerangutan
that was a wild ride
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LIVE URGENT: Joe Biden Coronavirus Announcement - Yo...
I can tell you why the mercenaries are used instead of draft
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or instead of paying real soldiers better
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see the ABOVE ONE
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Mercenaries are allowed to kill civvies
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and then get pardoned by the president
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Isn't that awesome? AREN'T YOU GLAD WE ELECTED TOTALLY ANTI-WAR TRUMP :VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
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Dousey is douchey lol
Exacerangutan
tbf I doubt the concern was "how do we pardon our paid killers" and more "how do we add layers of obfuscation and diffuse accountability away from ourselves" but yeah
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What's the difference
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I mean "intent" means jack shit to me when you see the consequences and continue and are WARNED of the consequences and continue etc.
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also HOT DAMN
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I don't WANT to like Biden
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but holy shit competence
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LIKE OKAY YEAH
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JUST DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB INSTEAD OF THE LITERAL OPPOSITE OF TRYING TO MURDER PEOPLE IS AN IMPROVEMENT
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but perspectively
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He's actually doing BETTER than I expected
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so maybe that's on me on setting the bar low (and not just because of Trump but because of Biden on everything else)
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But it's really
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REALLY relieving for me because covid just
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TO EXPAND ON THIS
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He's not on par with South Korea and co. yet BUT
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He's doing better than Europe
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so that's. Pretty fucking good.
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And way better than China lol
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T_T He did the DPA T_T THAT I BEGGED TRUMP AND CO TO DO T_T AND TOLD TRUMPSTERS HE COULD
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/sob sob sob
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I'm ok
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Not as many people will die
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I CAN PHYSICALLY FEEL THE RELIEF IN MY VEINS AHHHHH
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:-o he's using FEMA to vaccinate too
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oh my gosh T_T
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AND THE NATIONAL GUARD AHHHHHHHHHHH
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Don't look at me I'm not crying
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Fuck it I'm crying
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Exacerangutan
it's jarring having an actual adult of any stripe in the room, these days, huh
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and I think there's a big difference between trying to protect your paid killers and trying to protect yourself from being blamed for what they do >_>
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I'm sobbing. Everyone was saying THIS but it literally only hit me just now
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I was so scared of him basically being as bad as Cuomo or worse
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Mmm but wrt mercenaries vs. soldiers
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it's not just
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"blame" or distance
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it's literally
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soldiers HAVE to abide by rules of engagement and court martial and laws
MooseChangerPat
I'm probably not in a good place to discuss this at the moment
Exacerangutan
well yes which means that if they go to trial and say "my superior told me to" then responsibility travels up the chain
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