Shard
One day, I should make a post of Remy offering his services for things that people need.
Shard
Or for anybody who wants to learn things like picking locks or palming items.
Shard
(Palming being a lot easier than pickpocketing.)
Shard
It would mostly have to be stuff that is easy enough for people to 'misplace' and not think anything about.
kaylin
Stacia's down! Brand knows a few things already, but he's always up for more training
Shard
I'm sure there's plenty of other things he knows that would be fairly easily taught without a bunch of extras. Which is why pickpocketing isn't one he'd teach.
kaylin
maybe someone should do a locked, anon post where the New Hires share their less-than-squeaky-clean skills so they all know what's available to be taught
6LilacMimeLions
"i know 395 ways to kill a man"
okay thank you but we are full up on murder tutors
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
oh that would be cute
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
lol Dan and Remy would just discuss different techniques for robbing someone blind
kaylin
get Sam in there for some additional information on credit card fraud
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
"have you considered that laws are bullshit and you don't have to follow them so long as you don't get caught?" -so many characters here
kaylin
lmfao, right?!
6LilacMimeLions
somewhere in another universe, inspector javert starts hyperventilating
kaylin
and in another another universe, America Beeny develops a twitch
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Judge Dredd starts sneezing
Shard
I mean, not just laws are bullshit. This whole corporate everything is bullshit, so...
kaylin
"okay, SOME laws are good, but they're also laid down and enforced by an untrustworthy source to protect its power base, and you need to know how to break them for good reasons sometimes."
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Dan: "Nah, laws are bullshit."
kaylin
Stacia: OSHA.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
"Enforced by tyrants and threat of force."
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
(and that's hown Stacia found out that Dan's an absolute froot loop)
kaylin
lmfao
6LilacMimeLions
stacia like "TRIANGLE SHIRTWAIST FIRE YOU DICK"
Shard
"Have you died in a fire set because the electrical sockets weren't checked or the lights were done in a subpar way? Have you be unable to access an exit because it's been barred shut or the pathway is littered with things to trip over? YOU'RE WELCOME."
6LilacMimeLions
"COCOANUT GROVE! WEST, TEXAS FERTILIZER EXPLOSION! FLINT'S WATER SUPPLY!"
6LilacMimeLions
(granted not all of those are osha things)
Shard
Public safety in general.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Dan thinks he doesn't talk politics with people because he's right and they're wrong and it's rude to impose your political beliefs on others. In reality, it's because he's batshit crazy and gets enough pushback any time he says anything to know better than to talk about it.
Shard
Sam occasionally finds himself turning over and screaming into his pillow.
Shard
It's not that he doesn't understand it. Hunting doesn't usually bring the well educated into its ranks.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
I mean, Bobby had a dog named Rumsfeld
Shard
Bobby came to hunting late, too.
kaylin
I mean, Stacia's response would be, "uh, yeah it's enforced by tyrants and threat of force, that's the only thing shitbags respect."
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
look deprogramming from "underground libertarian bible cult" is hard!
kaylin
Dan is doing a very good job, it just takes awhile!
Shard
Yeah, no. Sam kinda gets it. It's still frustrating to deal with.
Pᴀssɪᴏɴ DᴇBᴀʀʀᴇ
Thankfully Dan doesn't talk politics much ever
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