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The Pit: A Spoiler Plurk, so that you don't have to watch The Pit
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The Pit is a movie about a boy named Jamie
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he's 12 years old and his teddy bear talks to him
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they know about a secret in the woods
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a pit full of trolls
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Jamie spends like half the movie being a sexually frustrated preteen and it's weird and unnecessarily long but establishes I guess what kind of person Jamie is
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i.e. a mild to moderate sociopath with no friends
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then it gradually transitions into being about Jamie trying to feed the trollogs in the pit
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but he runs out of money to buy beef with
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and fails to steal it
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and eventually doesn't know how to get more food for his pit pets
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so he starts taking all the people who have been mean to him for the past hour
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and, in increasingly convoluted ways
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getting them into the pit
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it reaches a climax with his 24 year old babysitter who he's uncomfortably in love with finding the pit and trying to convince him to tell the scientific community about it
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until she falls into the pit, in a way that's sort of ambiguously his fault
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the extremely incompetent cops fail to figure out what's happening to all these missing people
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by the way, teddy's head turns on its own in one throwaway scene and teddy's nature is otherwise never explained
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but Jamie eventually tells the pit people that he doesn't have anyone else he wants to kill so he throws them a rope and tells them to take care of themselves
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so obviously they get out and start eating people
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until the cops finally realize that pit people are on the prowl
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follow them back to the pit
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shoot all of the pit people with guns
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then bring in construction equipment to fill the pit with dirt
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the pit is defeated
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final scene, the family moved to a new town
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makes sense, it's no longer a pit
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Jamie meets the girl who lives next door
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who's about his age
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she says they can play together, he finally finds a friend his own age to not be weird about
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so they play tag, and she leads him out to the woods
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to show him what she found
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it's some kind of
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pit
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Jamie warns her about its dangers but she is well aware of them
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she pushes Jamie into her Pit
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freeze frame
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credits
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incredible
oh i'm scary
I know I liked the remake 
The Hole
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the girl at the end having her own pit is too good of an ending for this movie
oh i'm scary
(it sounds like it, in seriousness)
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a flawless stinger at the end of a really bad movie
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Honestly if the director/writer said they made the movie just for that stinger I'd believe them.
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The Pit is a bad movie with a great ending
Beans
it sounds like the entire movie was built around that twist
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yeah
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and as a result, the movie sucks
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but the twist is SO good
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EsperBot
it's also weirdly structured like you would think that in between Jamie putting people in the bpit he'd be escalating in his juvenile sex offenses or something
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but no, all the people who go into the pit go in back-to-back
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yeah it's three consecutive weird movies
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the sex creep act, then the pit act, then the pit people on a rampage act
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and then the ending
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also what was teddy about
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...
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well what the fuck