Victory Road
With the entries in, it's time to start voting!
Victory Road
MINun
Oh, man. Time to start thinking!
Usagi
PLEASE DON'T im so glad
MINun
There are so many fun entries.
Victory Road
I just read all the entries to make this poll, and I still have no idea what to vote!
Usagi
ah, the hardest part...voting...
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Claude... Akane... Dirk....
Calliente
IN BEFORE CLAUDE GETS 'PLEASE DON'T' A LOT
Calliente
I will laugh
Calliente
But yeah, Claude, Akane, and Dirk are on a race to the bottom
Usagi
boy they sure are
MINun
Y-yeah..... even the please don't award is a tough call. Wow.
BANNED CLOWN
Listen. Listen! Dirk's is extremely good for you, as long as we're talking strictly from a nutrition standpoint.
Usagi
i cant believe i can be confident that jojos cheeseless appleless apple cheese full of dog hair isn't the worst dish
BANNED CLOWN
DKMFASDGASD god... yeah that's pretty much exactly how to describe it.........
BANNED CLOWN
Usagi : The dog hair is for fibre
Usagi
THE DOG HAIR WASN'T MEANT TO BE THERE CRIES

at least hes not going to set someones throat on fire though
like his dear wife is
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Erina and Bakugou should team up
duck bastard
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Some say Dimitri is still producing more fried bread to this very day
Usagi
endless fried bread...
Usagi
for whatever reason my train of thought jumped from that to Emporio's yamask slowly working on the cheese for his ancient cheesecake like ONLY TRUST CHEESE YOU MAKE BY HAND
sword gremlin 🔪
slams the button to vote Claude for Please Don't
sword gremlin 🔪
also Felix will never admit to having given Jaskier a decent number of points
FluffyFaeCat
voting hard
Calliente
You know, as bad as Claude's curry was, the judges didn't actively refuse to try it
sword gremlin 🔪
Felix made the mistake of trying it
sword gremlin 🔪
never again, Riegan
Calliente
Maybe Jonathan could still take the pot metal medal
𝐺𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖
Erina is not sorry if anyone's tastebuds are seared off by her curry.
𝐺𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖
that's what the roti and raita were for.
MINun
Jonathan still feels like a strong contender for DON'T...
sleigh bells 🔔
im crying holy shit
FluffyFaeCat
Thace loved all the spicy dishes
𝐺𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖
Erina appreciates Thace
FluffyFaeCat
he hopes she got a chance to try one of his spicy poffins!
FluffyFaeCat
yeah, a lot of people made curry
sword gremlin 🔪
Felix is very happy about it!...except the terrible ones!
sword gremlin 🔪
he gave Zuke a ton of points tho
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
you gotta give Cecil points just for going with a Quiche and becoming unique in this field
Calliente
ngl, every person who Claude scored high made something spicy except for Dimitri and Jaskier, who snuck in by nepotism, and Ashe, who makes things delicious even when they're not actively spicy
Calliente
LISTEN JASK HE LOVED YOU AND YOUR PERFORMANCE HE WOULD'VE SCORED YOU HIGH ANYWAY
Calliente
But he's a sucker for spice and he prefers savory things
Calliente
(And also things you eat, rather than drink)
Calliente
So if he was judging purely by your food, you'd have scored lower
Usagi
im still proud of my sewillum... u0u
Calliente
I think...Jask is the only person who made exclusively things not savory that got points from Claude
Usagi
did bii give me the vid to begin with yes. but
Usagi
and damn high praise to jask evidently then
Calliente
Exactly!
Calliente
There were so many lovely sweet entries, and Claude doesn't hate sweets like a certain sword gremlin so he wishes he could have given them points
Calliente
But he liked all the savory entries more...
Calliente
Claude's especially sad he ran out of points before he could give Kazuki any
Calliente
DON'T COUNT DIRK OUT
Calliente
Personally, Claude is very sympathetic to Akane and he doesn't think it's fair to judge her on the salt instead of sugar thing! That's an innocent mistake!!
Calliente
It being intentional just makes it worse in Claude's mind
Calliente
Accidents can be forgiven
Calliente
INTENT IS THE LINE BETWEEN TRAGEDY AND ATROCITY
BANNED CLOWN
The problem with Dirk is entirely that what he wants and intends is sort of a minefield
BANNED CLOWN
Just overall, in general
duck bastard
you know what I wish I could program into making
duck bastard
those "either or" generator list things
duck bastard
I feel like that would really help me figure out scoring aldkjfas
Calliente
Oh god
Calliente
That'd be great honestly
Calliente
But there'd need to be two
Calliente
Scoring for the best...and scoring for the worst
Usagi
screams
duck bastard
listen. scoring for the worst is just reading the list backwards.
Calliente
Not true!!!
Calliente
Scoring for the best eliminates the worst so early that there'll be no differentiation in their scores
Calliente
There won't be a King Of The Compost, it'll just be a bunch of answers that got eliminated as soon as they appeared first in the RNG
Calliente
You have to make people select
Calliente
Make them weigh what's worse, salty cookies or hairy jello
duck bastard
ldkfjas
duck bastard
fair
duck bastard
also that sounds like neopets items
duck bastard
in fact, i'm pretty sure that jello is a neopets item
Calliente
You're probably right
MINun
If it isn't I'll be very disappointed in neopets.
Calliente
Calliente
Can't decide if this or this is a better representation of Dirk's offering
Calliente
Likewise, did Claude make this or this?
sword gremlin 🔪
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦 : oh, Felix gave Cecil a ton of points because he made his food with a sword kjsfgsfd
BANNED CLOWN
You're all ragging on the clams, but the thing is, you can actually disguise a small amount of clams p well in a well mixed smoothie. You can NOT disguise fucking BANANA PEEL.
Calliente
I mean, honestly, Clamato juice is already a thing so I'm really just hassling Dirk for fun
Calliente
But yeah, I watched a video where a guy tried out a vegan recipe for pulled pork that involved using banana peels as the pork
Calliente
And, uh, spoiler alert, it was heinous
Calliente
Like, he gave it his absolute best shot and he's a good chef and it was retch-inducing still
Calliente
So like, I can absolutely believe banana peel would be the real dealbreaker
Calliente
Even cooked down and seasoned it tastes like hot nasty ass, apparently
FluffyFaeCat
but were the bananas green, slightly green, yellow, or brown? That makes a huge difference
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
It is, you had Jello world
sailor bii
oh my god
sailor bii
OKAY BUT IS THIS IC AND I'M ASSUMING WE CAN'T VOTE FOR OURSELVES
BANNED CLOWN
Yellow, Dirk isn't an animal
FluffyFaeCat
blech. I've bitten into green and slightly green peel before and it's meh. but yellow banana is awful in all ways
FluffyFaeCat
^is a weirdo, yes I know
sailor bii
we vote once per player not once per character, yes? I'm assuming so
FluffyFaeCat
yeah, once per player
sailor bii
okay cool
Calliente
> voting for ourselves

Fortunately, Claude knows what he did to the point where this was never even an option entertained
Usagi
fjdhdhdh y'all im sobbing
sailor bii
I'm going by who did the best show, which means Dirk scored much higher in mine than he really should have
duck bastard
klkfsddgasd
BANNED CLOWN
LOL
sailor bii
because he pretended to be a puppet and he rapped
Usagi
daaaaang
sailor bii
like he wasn't my first place, but he was in the upper half
MINun
I have to go entirely by player thoughts whenever I get to it. Steve would probably enter himself in every points slot in the world's most obvious case of cheating.
sailor bii
hahaha no that's perfectly legit
duck bastard
lmao fortunately, either way, dimitri tries to be Fair And Impartial
MINun
YEAH. It's a fun way to decide if you play someone reasonable.
Usagi
for me if its per character voting i do my best to be ic, but if we can only vote once i just go player thoughts :0
sailor bii
yeah same
sailor bii
I can't wait to see who wins please don't
Calliente
I'm so delighted there's a last place
Calliente
I wonder if Riegfried and Soy planned for there to be one all along, or if certain entrants inspired a new category
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Riegfried and Soy watching this, looking at the 'most elegant' trophy in their hands
Calliente
"There needs to be something that is the opposite of this"
Usagi
dhdhbdbdbdhd
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
remember to vote if you haven't yet!
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Your vote could very well decide who should never ever cook ever again
duck bastard
judge them
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
More like some four-way battle royale
duck bastard
i kind of want to see the total tally on the worst entries when all's said and done
duck bastard
i wanna see how close the race was
Usagi
orz i cant vote from mobile...bgggghh welp
sailor bii
I was able to, but idk if we have the same mobile browser
Usagi
it's...rough doing very much off my phone...
Calliente
Please mods post the numbers on the race for the bottom, I think we will all be delighted
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Maybe pass on your votes and have someone on a computer fill them out for you?
sailor bii
I'm willing!
MINun
Man, I am dying to see who came out worst.
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Just as a heads-up, seeing as the total of votes has been pretty steady, we have decided to close the voting, and we'll be putting up the results tomorrow
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
for a small, but maddening preview
https://images.plurk.com/4bSISwIJrW0gBuPH6N46FK.png
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
These four secret people should definitely not cook anymore
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
but who won?
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
we will know tomorrow
sword gremlin 🔪
haha I love that it was close
sailor bii
god. i would love it if two people tied for Please Don't
Usagi
holy fuck
Calliente
IT LOOKS LIKE THEY DID
Calliente
I'm so excited to see
duck bastard
shovels popcorn into mouth
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
please. twelve plus hours of popcorn is not sustainable!!
duck bastard
SHOVELS FASTER
sleigh bells 🔔
MINun
Oh god. That tease......
Naem
MINun
Yeah, Jonathan is probably in there too.
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
Hey guys, due to Reasons, the results will be posted tomorrow
sailor bii
yeah, we kind of figured that might be a thing
sailor bii
it's okay!
duck bastard
no worries~
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsXKcvJW8AQlW1Y?format=jpg&name=large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EscG-BEVEAEIn_-?format=jpg&name=large
𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑦𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑦
please look at these cute sleepy friends instead
Naem
awww
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