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Collected Miscellany for the week of 1/18
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ʂɳσɯ•ϝɭαƙҽ
well that first one is the reason I don't drink gin
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seconded by 'it smells like paint thinner'
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see I love gin, it makes me tell my friends how much I love them, vodka also to a lesser extent
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wine is what smells/tastes like the smell of paint thinner to me
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ʂɳσɯ•ϝɭαƙҽ
Look if a Higher Power wanted to speak to me the least they could do would be let me fucking sleep
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I'm in this picture and I don't like it
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coughBookercough
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I mean...
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Corvids are the best and I love them
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also if you're going by the rhyme (which is sometimes crows, sometimes magpies) six birds is 'gold'
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One for sorrow, Two for joy
Three for a girl, Four for a boy,
Five for silver, Six for gold
Seven for a secret, never been told.
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Wasabi Baby
this is all I can hear whenever I see the lizard cat
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Just the tiniest: 'help'
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Hooded Figure
but I want to see the forbidden jello
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laughing way too hard at this, so that means it's bedtime
Tanks4theMemory
XD
cricketussy
I'm laughing pretty hard at that too and I think I also need to go to bed
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everything I know about these two I've learned via osmosis, but I'm 90% sure this is the correct dialogue
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I know I have posted this before:
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but there is now an explanation!
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"This is a hilarious mistranslation actually. I suspect it originally said something along the lines of "Impregnerad mot vatten", i.e. "Water proof".

Impregnering is the process of making a material resistant to water/heat. The Swedish word for water (vatten) is similar to the word for goblin (vätten) so I guess there was a mixup."
ʂɳσɯ•ϝɭαƙҽ
nah that's totally normal.
ʂɳσɯ•ϝɭαƙҽ
totally.
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ʂɳσɯ•ϝɭαƙҽ
wait what
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it's an Always Sunny in Philadelphia image, but every still I've seen of Rpattz looks like that
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kids, man
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pretty sure this is what's being mocked
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and this just made me giggle
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"The green thing's moving towards the red thing? I'm pretty sure we're the green thing?"
Sage⁉
gotta love a leg lamp.
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Shared on the tungl but have to put it here too so I can share with pops
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Hooded Figure
oh no that's adorable
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okay this one actually made me laugh
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this one toooo
cricketussy
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzH/XpG/20lNlYCxVR6Ry6tLoSmtlNGm5SF_lg.gif is probably the best one I've seen
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that one's been cracking me up too
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(that said, Soul is actually real good and you should watch it)
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Pasta and Sin
I'm in that picture and I don't like it
Sage⁉
How dare it call me out
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I'm like a banana: If I'm going down I'm taking all y'all with me
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okay I don't even go here but this is the best one
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I sat here going 'oh, oh yes, yesss' at this image for far too long.
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caption from OP: "Ah yes, the two genders, Massachusetts and Pennsylvania"
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IDK what aquarium this is, but I enjoy their sense of humor
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ready seth NO
That last one made me laugh mostly because I remember this bit of his:
Myq Kaplan - We Never Had A Ham & Cheese Croissant
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oh man now I'm going to have to look up more of him
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and we love them for it
Sage⁉
"do better attention" proof i'm cat
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the fun thing with Missy is that step two is either 'more petting' or 'no that's too much petting' with no indication as to which it is
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oh, mood
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this is just getting ridiculous now
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(and I love it for that)
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