LiberBEARian
when school hasn't started yet so you make fake business cards for your RP characters.
Ptriciadactyl
amazing
Kota
This is the best.
Lady Stardust
I love it
omnomivore
...I feel like there should be Comic Sans in here somewhere idk why
omnomivore
Or Papyrus
LiberBEARian
hahahaha
LiberBEARian
it's all comic sans on the back
omnomivore
He probably KNOWS it's a graphic design sin and that's WHY he chose it
Ptriciadactyl
what does the back say?
فك يو
life coach for the dead i love it
omnomivore
The back should be covered with a fine print liability waver about him not being responsible for trouble they get into following his advice. In comic sans and eye-searing colors so nobody bothers reading it.
ᴇʀᴏɢᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ 🍆
Yesssss
LiberBEARian
oh no it's awful
omnomivore
Beautiful
LiberBEARian
فك يو
: he finally found his niche job on the ship
Ptriciadactyl
please start offering graphic design services
Ptriciadactyl
any time someone has flyers to hang
Ptriciadactyl
signs to post
Ptriciadactyl
announcements to make
Ptriciadactyl
just call Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!
yallternative
life coach and PARTY PLANNER
omnomivore
These just get shoved under the cabin doors of new inmates instead of the helpful welcome brochure we used to have
LiberBEARian
fffff the poor new inmates
Ptriciadactyl
Tris should start shoving Erskine's brochure under new doors. She is still giving it out when she meets newbies.
LiberBEARian
He might just do a post about this once I'm outta work
bluecanary
lmao a couple months ago i made a business card for my services of "someone who plays bill cipher and will not turn out to be real life crazy" which is, i dont want to say rare but its certainly not a guarantee
bluecanary
its very bad
bluecanary
ms paint
bluecanary
the text says LOUD , BASTARD, VERY MEAN
bluecanary
the stick figure is You, The Client
bluecanary
youre welcome
bluecanary
(i have to prove when im apping to games that i am who i say i am, still)
LiberBEARian
I love it
فك يو
just put a bunch of disclaimers in your journal
فك يو
"I AM DEMONSTRABLY NOT TORA"
bluecanary
you think you dont have to worry about them, no one's heard from them in x years
bluecanary
and then like clockwork
bluecanary
they are still around somewhere
bluecanary
and exactly the same
bluecanary
tumblr and discord have their own "that one guy that's obsessed with bill cipher and should be in prison" i think he's like the Joker he just attracts A Personality Type and i dont really know how to feel about it
bluecanary
anyway sorry about threadjacking this whole plurk
LiberBEARian
there we go sorry new people.
LiberBEARian
not at all!
LiberBEARian
neverapologize I love your bill
bluecanary
aw thanks man
LiberBEARian
When a Costumed Person Destroys The Drums At Childre...
<- basically how I expect this post to go
bluecanary
oh this is uhm
bluecanary
god damn i cant remember the name of the band
bluecanary
never mind lol
bluecanary
LiberBEARian
ffff
tᥙɾƙᥱყ⳽!🦃
is BJ back to being non-human?
LiberBEARian
He is not! Forever human
big ol metaphor
oh this will go well
bluecanary
A Better Son/Daughter
hey have i ever given u this as a barge bj song