...Mykha is going to absolutely murder this man in cold blood, relations with the goldsmith guild or not. Godbert would understand!!!!

(This is me doing my lvl35 monk quests and I despise this NPC)

Dang fam, if he's this charming to literally everyone, it's no wonder his wife took the kids and left. He's absolutely miserable to be around

He's full of an enormous amount of lore if you speak to him between quests... but also he's the worst, throw him in a well

I know exactly who you're talking about XD

I have this like/loathing relationship with him, cause I understand he's passionate and he does give a shit about some people in a weird way, I wanted to punch him multiple times so many times

like fork you man, don't talk down to me without giving me a chance to speak for myself XD

OH HEKK I KEEP FORGETTING TO TALK TO HIM BETWEEN QUESTS time to pester the everloving stuffing outta him as punishment

Mykhabuns, who has lived over 150 years, staring down her nose at him and trying to remember that the cityscapes frown upon her just. Reaching out. And correcting his misplaced assumptions with violence. Meanwhile behind her, Ria is frothing at the mouth to give him their opinion in spades

Good thing this isn't Mikapaws either, who is an aetherology specialist and a black magus who PRACTICALLY LIVES IN IDYLSHIRE

(Her home is actually in Ishgard, as her husband is a bastard son of a minor lord who inherited the family manse)

Mikapaws has claimed Ishgard as her home city, Mykhabuns as well but the battlebun claims House Fortemps as her family home when in the city

Comes home, buffs her face against Unicorn Dad's forehead in greeting as if it's nothing before she trots off to help with the restoration efforta

(Itp neither of my WoLs are dumb just impulsive and both do the Angry Ghibli Bristle when provoked)

Mykhabuns does the angry foot-thump and starts growling under her breath when pushed too far, Mikapaws hisses at people but with her it's a little terrifying because her mouth is All Teeth

AU Mikapaws outfit but the chomps are on point

Moon Keeper, but make her extra chompy