Nox
[uspol/conspiracy theory nonsense]
Nox
I bring you the unholy fusion of Q-Anon, MAGA, and SovCits
Nox
https://images.plurk.com/xJIQlpUiEMJAIQJlfdALK.jpg
Which is WEIRDLY fine with stay at home orders in this fanfiction
c_for_characters
What the hell did I just read.
c_for_characters
"I really don't know all the particulars" oh, well then. That's alright, fair enough. Jesu je t'adore...
Nox
I got to that part and lol'd
c_for_characters
I don't speak French, mind, but I pull out Quebec expressions when it's really specially stupid.
Nox
like bro don't let that stop you now
Nox
it clearly wasn't a factor up until that point
c_for_characters
And March 4th, well ok then.
c_for_characters
Love to see how they arrived at that date, but I think hearing it would leave me with my teeth aching and a terrible desire to stick my head in a bowl of water and scream for some time.
Nox
(also: according to this nonsense theory, if there's no one to assume the Presidency and Pelosi has been arrested we'd actually wind up with Acting President Chuck Grassley)
TheApostate ™
.....reading that made my brain hurt
c_for_characters
(After all the absurdity, "President Chuck" doesn't even sound so bad.)
Nox
And if for some reason Chuck's also arrested
Nox
https://images.plurk.com/2SVsUJqdJE5iKMvAHdhVwm.png
There's still a ways to go
Teeff
w...what
Nox
WELCOME TO 'MERRICAN SOVCIT NONSENSE /o/
Teeff
it feels like I just tipped bleach inside my skull
Nox
also if the whole country was a corporation owned by London I would like to know why Sadiq Khan hasn't just fired Trump already and appointed a new board
c_for_characters
Now I know how a squirrel must feel all the time.
Nox
this seems like an oversight
c_for_characters
I also want to hear the story of how England, in 1871, somehow took over the US. Preferably narrated by Nicholas Cage.
c_for_characters
Or possibly Gary Busey, to get the flavor accurately.
Nox
Or a very energetic Danny DeVito
serpentcyborg
No one in the US can get ahead because we have a tax code that benefits the rich, and giving more money to the rich has no impact on their spending, so has no positive effect on the economy. Trump made this worse by issuing tax cuts for the rich that don't benefit anyone else
serpentcyborg
Isn't it great how these conspiracy theories have these people opposing the only people who might try and fix their problem in favor of the one making it worse?
Nox
while supporting the one taking it to cartoonish new levels yes
Nox
"TRUMP WILL SAVE US FROM THE RICH ELITE!"
"okay but he's literally one of the rich elite and he's the one who said he's so rich he'd pay for his own campaign and then asked you people for a blank check to pay for his campaign and you eagerly signed away your savings"
July, July
The Marines?
Dᴇᴢᴀsᴛᴇʀ
jfc...
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