๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
sometimes I think about certain characters having to do chores like... laundry, or cleaning their cabins, and I am very amused
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
pharadyne brought to you by Larry trying and failing to imagine Norton doing his own laundry.
๐•ฏาฝฮฑโˆ‚ ฯาฝฯƒฯโ„“๐‘’ ั‚าฝฮฑ
"Come to think of it, does Norton actually do his own laundry?" a valid question. Renfield will happily take over those chores once, uh, someone shows him the modern wonders of a washer/dryer.
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but, like. does Sax do laundry? Does Beetlejuice?
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
oh my God Renfield don't do your doppelganger's chores for him he's a grown man
Jay
lol
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
and surely some cabins are just absolute disasters
๐•ฏาฝฮฑโˆ‚ ฯาฝฯƒฯโ„“๐‘’ ั‚าฝฮฑ
better to be doing the laundry than something else they could be doing in that room?
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because Norton. and now Renfield.
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
why take it to that place, this is a wholesome conversation about clean clothes
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
lol thinking back on my own characters -- I should have played more with this with Jesse and Mickey
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
Annie does not do laundry ever. She didn't do laundry back home and she's not going to start now :|
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two deeply incapable disastrous adults (... "adult" in Mickey's case)
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
If Jesse ever tried to do laundry she probably stopped him.
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what does she do about her clothes then D:
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he's trying to be a grownup, Annie!!!
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
She doesn't sweat and also she's a hippie so
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
...also a dog. Smells don't bother her like they should anymore
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
lol "JESSE NOOO have you smelled the detergents here I will sneeze myself into a stroke"
๐•ฏาฝฮฑโˆ‚ ฯาฝฯƒฯโ„“๐‘’ ั‚าฝฮฑ
to be back on topic: Steve doesn't do his laundry unless there's blood involved. He doesn't sweat either, sooo. Yea. Spock probably has some fancy 23rd century bullshit tech in his room.
แด‡ส€แดษขแด‡ แด˜ส€แดแด›แด€ษข ๐Ÿ†
Archerโ€™s cabin and clothes are always very clean
Kira๐ŸŒต
... B does Yunlan's laundry. And dirty dishes.
แด‡ส€แดษขแด‡ แด˜ส€แดแด›แด€ษข ๐Ÿ†
He doesnโ€™t rly need to wash clothes tho BC he can just...manifest whatever outfit he wants rly
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
Larry also doesn't sweat and I think is more comfortable washing out the few things he would ever need to in his own sink, so he doesn't use the laundry room either. but he does keep his cabin pretty tidy.
yallternative
Misty looking nervously at this plurk like fuckin CLEAN YOURSELVES
YOU CAN BE GROSS WITHOUT SWEAT
Boo๐Ÿ‘ปBerry
Yeah with Larry's military background I can see him keeping his bed made, his shoes square to the door, etc. Nothing crazy but
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
he's also just a shitty little perfectionist who likes things Just So
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
in that sense the military was a very good fit for him
๐•ฏาฝฮฑโˆ‚ ฯาฝฯƒฯโ„“๐‘’ ั‚าฝฮฑ
yallternative in Steve's case, I think he still showers, just for the smell of soap and out of habit. But otherwise? He has no body odor, nor scent besides his hair sprays and cologne.
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anyway that's rich coming from someone who probably bathes in the swamp's essential oils :-P
yallternative
you still have to EXFOLIATE
you can have literal dirt on your body
yallternative
she compartmentalizes, thank you
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
tbf Larry doesn't sweat and is insulated from basically everything that could get him dirty most of the time. (in b4 Zero jokes.......)
yallternative
she used to literally keep alligator scat on the back porch but she dragged that fucking clawfoot tub out into the wilderness to use it
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I think Archer takes showers but mostly BC...theyโ€™re relaxing and he likes them...! He also...doesnโ€™t rly need to
Kota
Jake goes for a swim in the river and thinks that's clean. He does the same with his clothes.
๐•ฏาฝฮฑโˆ‚ ฯาฝฯƒฯโ„“๐‘’ ั‚าฝฮฑ
the ghoul puppy judges you, Jake.
yallternative
sometimes it do be like that, no penalty but also there aren't rivers here Jake plEAse think on it
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
honestly a lot of Bargizens probably smell not great
Kota
B is trying to get him to do it but he doesn't trust machines.
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
I'm sure if I went back and looked at Regina's old journal she would have commented on this
๐•ฏาฝฮฑโˆ‚ ฯาฝฯƒฯโ„“๐‘’ ั‚าฝฮฑ
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ legit tho. even with the best bathing practices, everyone's cooped up together.
Kota
Pagan and Godric at least take care of themselves!
๐•ฏาฝฮฑโˆ‚ ฯาฝฯƒฯโ„“๐‘’ ั‚าฝฮฑ
(probs didn't need to ping you in your own plurk but lmao habit i guess)
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
Angua definitely commented on it but more in a "solving Barge crimes is ridiculously easy" way
แด‡ส€แดษขแด‡ แด˜ส€แดแด›แด€ษข ๐Ÿ†
Archer made BJ take a (non-water) shower BC he stunk so bad during the invisibility flood so he does think that stuff is important... BO is bad
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
sith-in-law how far does William's LARPing go on this
sith-in-law
IN THE PARK IT GOES FAR
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
has he found a middle ground on the Barge or is he still going full cowboy
anstaar
Fitz ranks a good shower as one of the most important things to judge a new place in space/time and likes clean clothes especially with laundry having gotten much easier to do then when he was a kid. but cleaning his cabin is a rare event
sith-in-law
hahahahahah he's kind of a neat freak but he has cabin issues so that's not really a thing...probs showers every other day or something
yallternative
glad Misty hasn't been politely respecting a choice to be musky this whole time
yallternative
poor fucking post-vacation Juliet
sith-in-law
he does do laundry because 1. his clothes are v important!! 2. always a chance you'll get stabbed in there
sith-in-law
(3. that's how maeve didn't realize who he was)
sith-in-law
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
jenn
tess says laundry is a luxury and if you're not doing it for the sheer satisfaction of fresh clothes and a fresh bed whenever you can, you're an ungrateful little bitch
yallternative
YEAH
yallternative
realizing Misty was hand-washing all of that shit....oh my god
jenn
tess WILL comment if you smell
sith-in-law
what does aloy say
jenn
it is canon
jenn
aloy thinks the washing machines are cool but has never used them, she washes her stuff by hand
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
lol I like how this is apparently the one thing Tess is totally cool with Living In The Moment on
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
STOCKPILES FOOD, TRUSTS NO ONE, curls up in a clean blanket burrito every night
jenn
YES
jenn
no point in skipping out on that. need to keep on top of laundry so shit doesn't hit the fan and leave you with only your backup underwear
sith-in-law
tess loves all forms of burrito
yallternative
knew I should have gotten her detergent for christmas
sith-in-law
get her tide pods...see if she eats them
sith-in-law
plausible deniability
jenn
LMAO
pharadyne
Norton absolutely does his laundry because clothes must be clean and smells must be good, but he hates that he has to do his own laundry. He used to typically take his clothes to a laundry to pay someone else to do it.
๐™น๐š„๐š‚๐šƒ ๐™ณ๐™พ๐™ฝ'๐šƒ
yeah that all tracks
pharadyne
He agrees with Tess that fresh clothes, fresh bed, clean cabin, are Nice Things that should be appreciated. (He wishes that someone else could do the work so he could have them effortlessly, but he'd rather put in the work himself than not have them at all.)
pharadyne
The variety of cleaning detergents and washing materials in the future is exciting, though. Like, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, is pretty fun. He's used to just a block of soap for everything.
Lady Stardust
Iris has had to formulate a detergent that's acceptable to werewolf noses
Lady Stardust
she has a robot to clean her cabin but she does her own laundry
Lady Stardust
and often several other people's
Lady Stardust
she's still doing Rorschach's laundry like seven years after he left the barge
Lady Stardust
she just walks into his apartment and takes everything he isn't wearing
Lady Stardust
she did Kylo Ren's for a while when she first adopted him
Lady Stardust
she's a slob but laundry remains one of her love languages
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