makimama
describe eren to me, but roast him
makimama
i'm fixing some things up and on top of the new navigation i would like to roast him on this info page
makimama
your words shall be framed in this upcoming section
Okapi
a disaster
Okapi
how is you so quick??
makimama
haha
makimama
i too shall add some things
Okapi
I'm only half way through my app and you have full nav set up
makimama
my app was om done already......... and my nave is just image and words underneath
makimama
no actual fancy coding
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
i don't want to set up nav unless i get in you are braver than i
Okapi
shh
makimama
i'm premature (i'm excited)
Okapi
I'm also excite
Banana🍃Leaf
Some heros wear capes, some wear hobo chic

Minus the chic
makimama
but i set up navs for all my journals regardless of games
makimama
then just fll in the links as i go
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
it's very exciting! i'm admittedly vibrating a bit
makimama
Banana🍃Leaf : sage nods.........
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
also from what i've seen from recent eren he's just skinny nathan explosion
makimama
im crying already
Banana🍃Leaf
Owlie youre too powerful
makimama
flexes
makimama
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzH/nw2/Vm13mWogZLXsMAIvSZVN5bv8PBu_lg.jpg help me roast this too
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
looks pretty roasted to me
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
also what is that actually supposed to be
ʙᴀᴅᴛᴢ-ᴍᴀʀᴏᴏᴍʙᴀ
where do i even start
Okapi
puppet boi
makimama
novicecity: it's eren
makimama
(his new titan)
borb
Disaster pilot of the fleshy gundams
Banana🍃Leaf
Lonely, he is so lonely, he has no body, he’s just a head
Banana🍃Leaf
Wait....I always thought that was his ribcage....is that supposed to be his ass????
makimama
he has two ribcages because [redacted]
Okapi
That's his second rib cage
Banana🍃Leaf
Oh
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
drop it to the floor, make that ass shake. woah, make the ground move that's an assquake
Okapi
like a centuar
Banana🍃Leaf
Coz im like i may not be that great with anatomy but
Okapi
only shit
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
i like the idea of him having a massive ass better tbh
Okapi
because he has to use his ribs to get around like a centipede
Okapi
nah, he has the scrawniest ass
makimama
its
makimama
boney
makimama
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
he's ALL boney by the looks of it
makimama
im howling as is
makimama
STEPH
Okapi
https://images.plurk.com/22kkhVuQYRO0wEn7Dz1JjG.png
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
omg
Banana🍃Leaf
Thats so sad
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
eren's pancake ass
Banana🍃Leaf
He can regenerate his whole body and then some but cant give himself some booty
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
maybe he likes having a flat ass
makimama
he had booty only once
makimama
thats why he wants to flatten the word
makimama
world
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
dang boy i thought the titans were your tragic backstory not pirates. where's your booty gone
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
i'll stop now
makimama
please don't stop
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
ass so flat you could run it under a tap and call it an infinity pool
Banana🍃Leaf
I JUST DIED
𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝑜𝓃𝑒.
if you tried to bounce a coin off it, the coin would get lost to the empty void that is eren's not-ass
makimama
im dying
ʙᴀᴅᴛᴢ-ᴍᴀʀᴏᴏᴍʙᴀ
i think i've roasted eren enough that i have nothing original left
makimama
repeats are acceptable
makimama
i could use a refresher
ʙᴀᴅᴛᴢ-ᴍᴀʀᴏᴏᴍʙᴀ
can't get hard was my go-to but
ʙᴀᴅᴛᴢ-ᴍᴀʀᴏᴏᴍʙᴀ
https://images.plurk.com/46xfDbLAhnXFCNypWsuRM3.png this is what i got when i searched eren on my account
makimama
crushing eren’s dreams
ʙᴀᴅᴛᴢ-ᴍᴀʀᴏᴏᴍʙᴀ
does it need to be text only
ʙᴀᴅᴛᴢ-ᴍᴀʀᴏᴏᴍʙᴀ
i'm taking this very seriously
makimama
it does not
ʙᴀᴅᴛᴢ-ᴍᴀʀᴏᴏᴍʙᴀ
ok good because i made a lot of stupid shit back in the day
ʙᴀᴅᴛᴢ-ᴍᴀʀᴏᴏᴍʙᴀ
https://images.plurk.com/tnPKa6ZagBCJpVVxpkYuM.png
Okapi
Is that really a roast?
ʙᴀᴅᴛᴢ-ᴍᴀʀᴏᴏᴍʙᴀ
https://images.plurk.com/408fHtxP4oGMIV3TOfwrZA.jpg
┐(#゚△゚)┌
can commit genocide, can't raise a beard
makimama
Okapi
Remember how Eren talked Mikasa into cutting her hair because dangerous, but then grew his hair out
Okapi
he was just jelous of those locks
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