Alterz
[this shit today] moving my liveblogging of the news over here
Alterz
https://images.plurk.com/4UzwL4unboKz0g1N5tufqa.png
like, yes, right, but if you don't resign then it's like "really even this didn't do it?"
Alterz
latest updates are like "the gop guys who planned to oppose this certification are now secretly meeting to debate what to do" and i'm like trying to psychically manifest amongst them so i can knock their heads together, i'm so mad
Alterz
it shouldn't be a debate
Alterz
props to this wapo reporter analyzing the toxic masculinity angle here (not using those words but), talking about this "faux machismo" thing that these people have going on, he's like "these are the people who go to military surplus stores because they think it makes them cool"
mzminola
goog for wapo reporter
mzminola
*good
Alterz
i guess one of east was reps had said she would challenge the electoral college vote has come out like "actually no never mind this is fucked up" so
MaeLace
the Kiro stream did say that the WA rep who was going to challange changed her mind
MaeLace
lol yep
Alterz
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzH/Kg6/dItR9oY5m9XslLli3toD6F1uHNr_lg.jpg
Alterz
https://images.plurk.com/6ETOqy6PiVu2Mfx675qKHZ.png romney continuing to be the only gop senator i have even an once of respect for
Alterz
the other one being the guy who fully left the party after the mueller results came out, so i can't exactly call him a gop senator
Alterz
apparently people are asking the cabinet to meet and invoke the 25th amendment and honest question: do we have a fucking cabinet right now? or is it all "acting" cabinet members?
MaeLace
MaeLace
Not too many 'acting', actually!
Alterz
currently regretting listening to a podcast that taught me all about cults because cnn is reporting on how trump's been acting in private since losing and oh boyyyyyyyyy is it familiarrrrrrrrr
Alterz
thanks lace
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yeah, only 3 actings, impressive
Alterz
too bad every one of them is a bootlicker
MaeLace
Oh a friend read this book about 'The Cult of Trump' and it's unsettling just to hear about
Alterz
it's interesting because usually cult leaders are in any way like..... involved in the cult?
Alterz
like i hesitate to call him a cult leader specifically because he's not like... he didn't start qanon, he doesn't communicate with lieutenants or anything, he's not really creating managing or leading the cult
Alterz
but
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he's responding exactly like someone who does
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and specifically the way they act when their power is threatened and they start to spiral
Alterz
/uncomfortable sideways glance towards jonestown
Alterz
oh my god i just actually heard what trump said to his supporters shortly before this started it literally included the words "we will never take back our democracy through weakness" he really did fully tell them to do it
Alterz
apparently they're cleaning the congressional chamber so they can meet there but like i'll be honest i actually think that they shouldn't bother
Alterz
it's already a powerful sign to be like "no, actually, we're coming back and doing this tonight" but i think it would be even more powerful for them to be doing their certification in the trashed congressional chamber
LogosNazerath
I'm really looking to the republican electors who suddenly need to come to terms with how they actually are not safely ensconced in the DC bubble and this escalating domestic terrorism and white nationalism can reach out and touch them.
LogosNazerath
I want to see how this shifts their retoric and if they start trying to descalate after all the propping up and enabling of trump
Alterz
hear hear
Alterz
don't take this as gospel 'cause i could easily have missed some but melania trump's chief of staff is the first person so far to be like "i'm resigning over this disgrace"
Alterz
oh cnn just confirmed that yes grisham is the first one
Alterz
trump's twitter is locked for the next 12 hours, a thing that should've happened way way earlier
Alterz
i like this one guy being like "from everything we've heard, pence has taken over handling things and trump isn't involved in any of the disaster response and i never thought i'd say it's a relief to hear that the president isn't involved in responding but here we are"
thetaClysm
theyre threatening to ban him permanently if he does it again, which is horseshit because it means they havent done it already
Alterz
I KNOW RIGHT????? like i guess too little too late is still better than nothing at all but like not by much
Alterz
both cnn and wapo continuing to hammer the "wow this is so gentle compared to this summer" button
Alterz
i wonder how it feels for these people to suddenly hear themselves described as terrorists and insurrectionists?
Alterz
like will that get through to them at all (probably not) but i can't help but wonder about that
LogosNazerath
I was reading several articles today about how this basically shatters their narrative. the police and God are not inherently on their side.
LogosNazerath
this really is the final rebuke on the last four years, the surge to restore democracy and patriotism in the face nationalism and attempted dictatorship
Alterz
yeah, the fact that the push-back they got was from the police and the national guard and not from some black masked antifa guerrillas is like.... :\
Alterz
oh cool one of the photojournalists for wapo is currently livestreaming that she's being arrested and she- oop no literally as i was typing the cops told them they were letting the press go
Alterz
the press members got kettled in with the rioters
LogosNazerath
oooo. link?
Alterz
i've got the stream running at the top
Alterz
ignore the words plurk automatically stuck in that link, that's not the latest
Alterz
but the woman filming right now is the journalist who just almost got arrested, she was literally in the process of explaining that she and the other person she's with had said they were press and didn't know what they were being arrested for
Alterz
the curfew explicitly counts press as essential workers so she shouldn't've been at risk at all
Alterz
they're talking to someone else now but the video feed seems to be the same
Alterz
oop, no, spoke to soon
thetaClysm
im seeing tweets from alt-right goons insisting the "protesters" are "antifa" and it's a false flag so like
thetaClysm
im not confident this is a turning point for them
Alterz
hawley still won't say what he's going to do about his planned dissent, the coward
Alterz
yeah i've been seeing the "it's secretly antifa" idiots too, it's fucking killing me
MaeLace
Oh there were unexploded bombs? I didn't know about the bombs
LogosNazerath
we are listening to it now.... pipe bombs?!?
Alterz
OH YEAH DID THAT GET MISSED AMONG THE REST?
Alterz
YEAH THERE WASSSSSSSSS one at the rnc, one near the capitol somewhere (i forget where), and the dnc also had to clear out because of a "suspicious package" but i haven't heard the dnc brought up again so
Alterz
literally as i say this the dnc is mentioned by the reporters lmao
Alterz
"it seems to be shaking people who have been playing political games to their senses" boy but i hope you're right, wapo correspondent
Alterz
boy but i hope you're right
Alterz
i like how apparently mcconnel did a whole thing at the start of the vote counting being like "fellow republicans, don't send the country into a death spiral" as if he wasn't instrumental in getting us to this point and only ducked out like a month ago
MaeLace
"Violence never wins" as;lkdfjalskdja shut up Pence
Alterz
i can only barely tolerate pence talking like this right now because he'd previously declared that he wasn't going to take part in trump's fucking coup
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and by barely tolerate i really do mean barely and tolerate
Alterz
like on the one hand fuck you you've been involved this whole damn time, but he had previously decided to follow principles on this and so him making a speech based on principle is marginally less hypocritical
Alterz
again, i really wonder what it's like to hear yourself called a thug after you've used that word against blm folk for the last year+
Alterz
to give another minor sliver of credit to mitch and pence here, this sort of principled stance is more-or-less the only thing i've ever respected about the republican party?
Alterz
to take that credit away, though, they sure have repeatedly shown that they don't actually care about those principles
Alterz
but like if, *ifsix months from now it turns out that people like mitchhave* had this little incident cause them to be like "holy shit what have i been undermining my principles for what am i doing???" and they stop playing silly buggers, i'm willing to give that tiny minuscule grain of credit back
Alterz
not gonna hold my breath though
Alterz
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i'm so glad obama's just allowed to talk like this now
MaeLace
I feel like its 2021 we all know 'thugs' is a racially charged word, could they both not?
MaeLace
but other than that like go Schumer, he's making his point
Alterz
it's racially charged by i think there's an argument to be made for turning it on the people who have made it racially charged
Alterz
damn, schumer
Alterz
i hope every reporter until the end of time asks murkowski if she still thinks trump learned his lesson
Alterz
like "oh you wanna call protestors thugs? this is what thugs look like"
LogosNazerath
schumer is just done. he has no reservation left.
Alterz
not to fully jump backwards a thought
Alterz
LMAO YEAH did you see my earlier screenclip of his twitter?
Alterz
this was back in the middle of everything https://images.plurk.com/75PICVSyKhtey1HUFvRhf4.png
Alterz
hell yeah cortez masto calling out the fact that all these oppositions have already been investigated and bringing them up again is absurd
Alterz
"what happened to state's rights?" lmao
Alterz
call 'em out
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oh bennet is furious
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"if you turn a blind eye to a conspiracy theory, you can't then turn around and claim it's legitimate. go out there and tell! them! the truth!"
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HOLY SHIT LOEFFLER SAID SHE CAN'T SUPPORT THE OBJECTION
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HOLY SHIT
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
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oops nevermind she's qualifying it
Alterz
i guess i'll accept those as "cover my ass" qualifications :\
Alterz
sir i like what you're saying but could you put your damn mask on as you project across the room?
Alterz
but also i do think this speech of his is one of the best you could get about tis
Alterz
that was kaine, btw
Alterz
booker put your mask on too
Alterz
"the similarity between this and the war of 1812 is that in both cases they were carrying flags dedicated to a single sovereign" hot damn
Alterz
booker also clearly furious
Alterz
genuinely literally can't imagine how anyone who believes in the institutions of this country could still vote republican
Alterz
like for the next decade, at least, but possibly forever
Alterz
booker and kaine's speeches should be recorded in history books
Alterz
"it feels a little naive to talk now about how american civics could bring us together" lmao sasse talking decent here
Alterz
calling might-makes-right "fooligan nuttery" i do not know what to make of that
Alterz
it is genuinely killing me that all these very good things all these republican senators are saying is against the backdrop off all of them voting not to eject trump from office a fucking year ago
Alterz
"might makes right is bullshit, also time to go on about american exceptionalism kicking ass" okay sasse
MaeLace
I'm really loving ben sasse
Alterz
mom just chimed in to be like "that is the most christian thing i've heard a republican say in a long time"
MaeLace
just looked it up and of course he's Jewish (called it when he said 'synogogue' before 'church'
Alterz
IRONY
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IRONY TO WHAT I JUST SAID
MaeLace
LOLLOL
MaeLace
I hadn't event seen that when I was writing it lol
Alterz
EXTRA IRONY FOR THE REPUBLICAN PARTY ALWAYS ACTING LIKE THEY'VE GOT THE MORAL HIGHGROUND FOR BEING CHRISTIAN AND THEN THAT HAPPENS
Wolfiso
HAH
Alterz
most christian thing said recently and he's not even a christian, what are you doing gop
Alterz
durbin all but literally bending cruz over and spanking his ass red
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marshall you dumb motherfucker
Alterz
go walk off a pier marshall
Alterz
hold on, he didn't actually say if he was gonna object or not???
Alterz
marshall just babbled for like a billion years and said he wants to make a commission to give states advise on how to make their elections more secure but what about this thing today?
Alterz
"we did not qualify our oaths by saying that we would only follow our orders when they came from a commander in chief we liked" nice, duckworth
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then we suddenly abruptly shift to the house mid-sentence
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another white house person has resigned and another three aides are openly considering it
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including the nat security advisor and deputy advisor
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rep hoyer like "hey you know it's interesting how every time the democratic candidate gets screwed by the electoral college this shit doesn't happen"
Alterz
just hopped back to the senate to here hawley and he's like "violence is not how we do things" and FUCKING. YOU ARE PART OF WHAT CAUSED THIS.
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"for those who have concerns about what happened, this is the forum where those concerns should be registered" get. fucked.
Alterz
romney is right behind him and it's hard to read a face through a mask but he looks so
Alterz
just
MaeLace
Literally someone just gave a speech about how this is Not Their Job!
Alterz
just uncomfortable
MaeLace
Romney looks like he's trying to laser-eye murder him
Alterz
ALSO LIKE THERE WAS A WHOLE SPEECH ABOUT HOW THESE CONCERNS HAVE BEEN ADDRESSED
MaeLace
^^^YEP YEP YEP
MaeLace
WE"VE HAD THEM YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Alterz
"it was thrown out on procedural grounds so the merits haven't been heard" THOSE PROCEDURAL GROUNDS EFFECTIVELY MEAN "HEY IT KINDA SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO PULL SOME BULLSHIT AND THE COURT ISN'T GONNA SUPPORT YOU IN THAT"
Alterz
go clap get clap fucked clap
MaeLace
Get it PA!
MaeLace
Casey is going right into it, daymn
Alterz
OOF
Alterz
CALLING HAWLEY RIGHT THE FUCK OUT THERE HUH
Alterz
just "how dare you try to dienfranchise my voters and pretend you have nothing to do with the shit that happened today"
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*disenfranchise
Alterz
outlining the exact nonsense that is what those procedural grounds meant
Alterz
literally the procedural grounds are "hey it's interesting how you didn't have any issue with this process for years until it became clear that trump had lost"
Alterz
NO WAPO DON'T SKIP I WANTED TO HEAR THAT D:
Alterz
back to the house i guess
MaeLace
Listen WaPo no one cares about the house
MaeLace
Also McCarthy is kinda full of shit. I'm so tired of the 'but we can all be friends' platetudes.
MaeLace
Yo sup Romney!
MaeLace
Ho daymn he's pulling exactly 0 punches
Alterz
romney could honestly have saved his breath and just said "hawley you're a coward and a liar, stop pretending this is reasonable"
MaeLace
"I've had that experiance {losing an election} myself, it's no fun!"
Alterz
i really do appreciate him being like "our political careers are not more important than our morals"
Alterz
again: literally the only republican i have a shred of respect for
Alterz
like i will never not be glad he lost the election and he's done a whole bunch of other shit i hate but i can at least respect that
MaeLace
idk, I've got a bit of respect for Sasse, though given the values he expressed in that speech it's interesting that he's never a swing vote that they talk about.
Alterz
any respect i could have for the others is having to dig its way back up from the pits of hell, where it plunged when they didn't vote to remove trump from office
MaeLace
fair
Alterz
today they're all going to say pretty words, and i will judge those pretty words to see which ones i'm willing to give a second chance to if in the coming year they appear to have actually learned their lesson since the election
Alterz
so like, sasse has passed the bar to enter the "i'm willing to consider that you might have had a change of heart" pile
Alterz
as opposed to the "you're full of shit" pile
MaeLace
Yeah, I'm really dissapointed in the Republican party as a whole, and especially looking at Sasse's voting record
MaeLace
loved the cell phone just going off, lol
Alterz
lmao i was about to say
Alterz
but yeah i'm fully like... just fuck all these people. the last 4 years generally and the last year specifically have demonstrated that all their pretty words about principles and about the rule of law are bullshit and what they say means nothing.
Alterz
but also it's not impossible that number of them have looked at what happened today and started thinking "holy shit, how much have i compromised my values, what have i attached myself to, what am i doing" and so i'm willing to give them the opportunity to demonstrate that
thetaClysm
4 years and change, i'd say, considering everything with garland pre-trump
thetaClysm
im sure i could easily dig further back but that sounds like a bad time so i wont
Alterz
and i don't necessarily expect them to suddenly realize that Kindness And Charity Matter Actually (the unchristian pigs) but if they stop undermining the fucking country then i can at least believe that they think they're doing the right thing, even if i think their morals are lacking in the extreme
Alterz
yeah 4 years is my short-hand for "trump era", it def includes a chunk before then
Alterz
hey so stefanik can also go get fucked completely
Alterz
/throws rep roy in the ocean
Alterz
see, this right here is a lovely example of how i can give a person one shred of credit for standing by the constitution before their political career, while also thinking he's a fucking despicable and disgusting human being
Alterz
like good job sir you are making the right choice for the right reasons and have a clearly outlined argument explaining why these objections undermine the country in an indefensible way, now please get in the box and stay there
Alterz
wow this guy immediately showed himself to be a sickening bigot
Alterz
literal seconds
Alterz
who the fuck is this
Alterz
rep brooks, alabama
Alterz
lmao wapo like "okay we're gonna go ahead and go back to the senate 'cause brooks is literally just lying on camera"
Alterz
meanwhile, sen hollen is rightly saying that trump couldn't have caused all this without help
Alterz
pointing out that everyone can say whatever bullshit they want on the congressional floor but that the moment people get under oath in a court of law they can't provide any evidence of actual voter fraud
Alterz
/braces for graham
Alterz
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6uOaQgUEAAJgnb.jpg
Alterz
there's a bunch of bullshit in amongst this but he's on the right side and is reasonably calling out how much nonsense people are trying to claim
Alterz
"i can't believe this has made me have to agree with rand paul" i hate that i have to agree with graham about that
Alterz
/posts that same meme three more times in a row
Alterz
feels really bad to say graham is right and made good points
Alterz
senate's starting to vote
MaeLace
I missed a couple of them, went to grab pizza. Because tonight needed pizza.
thetaClysm
what are they voting on
MaeLace
Whether or not to give the BS objection credence
thetaClysm
objection to certifying the electoral college results? sorry if i'm being dense, i have been hard unplugged from a lot of today due to stress/anxiety
Alterz
basically the steps are 1) someone brings in an objection 2) everyone debates it 3) they see if the objector and a second are still going forward with the objection 4) they vote whether to do anything based on the objection
Alterz
yes
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and boy but i don't blame you
Alterz
i literally just couldn't turn off the news, it was more anxiety-causing to not know than to keep watching, but i kinda wish it hadn't been
Alterz
for the record the house is going through the same steps, it's just they reconvened like 1/2 an hour after the senate did so they're still in step 2
Alterz
the nightmare part is that this is specifically about certifying arizona's results, and before today people had been threatening to oppose pennsylvania and georgia's electoral votes too, so if they still go through with it (and based on what those senators have done so far, they might) we get to repeat this process again
Alterz
the state votes are counted and accepted one state at a time
Alterz
currently tallying
MaeLace
Now this would be a great time for them to cut to the house or something. So quiet...
LogosNazerath
I'm gonna jump when they start talking again....
Alterz
same, i thought my feed had cut out
Alterz
not sustained. unsurprising.
LogosNazerath
there we go
Alterz
wish i knew what the numbers were
Alterz
according to cnn, while we've been watching the senate we missed a republican rep publicly crossing aisle to vote with the dems
Alterz
back to the house
MaeLace
ooh
Alterz
NINETY-THREE TO SIX
Alterz
THAT WAS THE FINAL TALLY
Alterz
THAT'S INSANELY BIPARTISAN, I DIDN'T THINK THAT COULD EVEN HAPPEN NOWADAYS
Alterz
oh gaetz. oh gaetz. get fucked
Alterz
add him to the get fucked pile
Alterz
[citation needed] on that thing he just said, boy howdy
Alterz
"the violent terrorist group antifa" e_e
Alterz
surprised wapo hasn't cut this yet
MaeLace
lol switching to fact check now
Alterz
yeah there we go
Alterz
"it clearly touched a nerve" YEAH
Alterz
i'll give the gop senators this: for the most part they're better than the gop representatives :|
Alterz
"exaggerating how much trump condemned the protests" he really did, it was incredible
Alterz
"there's no group called antifa, it's a concept, which makes a lot of his claims strain credulity" god that's such a nice way to put it
Alterz
damn, eight senators dropped their plans to object
Alterz
"they've said they didn't really plan to overturn it, they just knew it was a way to look good with the president" yeah, we been knew
Alterz
commenting on how meekly hawley voted "yes" lmfao
Alterz
watchin' the numbers tick up as the house votes, too
MaeLace
47 in favor thus far??? how the fuck?
Alterz
infuriating how many of the repubs have decided to still say yea
Alterz
really just
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so infuriating
Alterz
enough of them are splitting to vote with the dems that i'm not worried, it's significant amounts, but like
Alterz
come on
Alterz
come on you stupid fuckers
Alterz
"what happened to lindsay graham" he revealed himself to have only ever acted principled because it bought him votes, next question
Alterz
"it's nice to hear him say these things but did it come too late" yes yes a million times yes, next question
Alterz
"lindsay graham just got re-elected" oh yeah huh that would embolden him huh
Alterz
OH MY GOD THE DUDE USED THE EXACT LANGUAGE I'VE BEEN USING
Alterz
"it's not like he's had this come to jesus teachable moment, it's just for practical reasons"
Alterz
i'm trying to figure out if there are more trumpers in the house because it represents at a more granular scale and thus gets the pockets of True Believers, or if they just feel safer voting to reject because one vote doesn't make as big a difference in the house as it does in the senate
Alterz
sorry, *voting to approve
Alterz
ONE OF THE DEMS VOTED YEA????
MaeLace
I WAS JUST GONNA ASK ABOUT THAT
Alterz
how much do we wanna bet it's that one virginian guy
thetaClysm
name and shame
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