tᥙɾƙᥱყ⳽!🦃
lmao i swear this was gonna be a running commentary but nope it was all Renfield love immediately. but like seriously there were a lot of possums and armadillos just...vibin.
it was like 'cool, papers signed, BY THE WAY RENFIELD HERE'S YOUR BED!!!!!! ... oh, mhm yes boi suck on that finger.... HAVE SOME WINE! LIKE A LOT!!!!!'
also I'm joking a lot but the idea of being stuck on a ship with a vampire who's slowly killing everyone is actually the part of Dracula that holds up as scary to me
since Mel Brooks' Drac was ~my first~ I've kiiiiinda lost all sense of Scary for the thing. and in this one, I was too busy giggling over Drac's expressions throughout. it was very 'when you discover new bae is into Those Kinda Kinks'
same, Drac, same.
I mean....
just. puppydog.
"The powers of evil are too great for those of us with weak minds." god.damn. that's a good line.
whoops i got lost on tumblr
heavenly chorus
in this this house, we stan our rat-eaters/toad-biters.
and this is jus a beautiful shot