Supervisor: You know Adobe products, right? You'll probably get more out of having access to this Creative Cloud license than I will, I'm going to have it switched to your name.
Me: Hell yeah it's been a while but I bet I'll pick it up again real quick.
/MUCH LATER
Me: (Fires up InDesign, stares at screen)

Ripper-fuckin'-roni.

MFW I remember I haven't touched InDesign since college when we were all still using CS5, and even then it was only for one project and then I never used it again -->

I am not STRESSED about this bc this is an entirely optional thing with very low expectations from my job for actual results but like DAMN if it isn't frustrating

Thank god for video tutorials

Altho I feel like I'm not actually retaining anything from them

WHY CAN I NOT JUST EASILY CLICK/DRAG PHOTOS AROUND WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

boodle boy what I wouldn't give for Tom to magically appear here and guide my hand

Groovy

omg

no kidding

that knowledge all evaporated from my mind

Yeah it's just COMPLETELY fucking gone

Like IDK what I expected, THAT I WOULD ACTUALLY RETAIN SKILLS THAT I HAVEN'T USED IN 8 YEARS? HAR,

OK why does every image I import into ID look like ass