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watching the final harry potter film and wondering how the hell did neville and luna not hook up
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like, according to the wiki she married someone else and i'm like fur real?
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anyways
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I know i had a Neville journal in ye olde days of LJ
starburns.
isn't she married to the guy who played harry's dad or is that the girl who played ginny
Dr. Yubsie
I disregard many things Rowling said and "Neville and Luna didn't get together" is one of them 
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starburns.
: who, the actress who plays Luna?
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Dr. Yubsie
: good choice I support this and will do the same
Dr. Yubsie
Also out of all the ridiculous HP ship names theirs was one of the cutest
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oh??
Dr. Yubsie
The Government Stole my Toad
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omgggg i love it
God Bird
Yeah, I completely ignore everything JK Rowling says about what happens post-Battle of Hogwarts
God Bird
I ignore a lot of things she says pre-that too, but that's another story
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lupin AND tonks dying was stupid
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the one twin dying was stupid
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i'm forever mad about luna and neville
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its so dumb
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what part are you up to, btw? also neville is a perfect angel baby
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i want to fight jk rowling in the parking lot for many reasons and while this is not the most important reason, its on the list
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its DH pt 2 -- we're at harry reliving snape's memories
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oooh A Moment
juliette lives
i always block out hedwig
juliette lives
i refuse
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god hedwig... like what the fuck jk
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a fucking OWL???
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also, i thought dobby was annoying as hell but you bet my ass i bawled about it
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dobby gets me every time too
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and sob fred dying, i can't with that
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fred dying sucked honestly
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like i get she wanted to hit home its a war and people will die and they will be people you love but the last one was like.... too much
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there are so many choices made in these books and films that are beyond stupid
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yeah she did not pull punches, she started with the metaphor for childhood owl and just took a flamethrower to her characters
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grrm is quaking
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okay so did there was a sequel to the books right, that wasnt just a fever dream
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AH YES
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cursed child
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okay the bit in the forest
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fucking gets me
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people give harry a lot of shit but damn
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holy fuck i forgot lupin had a son fhjkdshfjlds
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SEE THIS IS WHAT GETS ME is lupin was a character who didnt have a lot of happiness in life and then he and tonks get married and have a kid and they both... die.... ?
juliette lives
i've never read the sequel either, i can't. i just block out the owl and dobby lol
juliette lives
"stuff happened and things, voldemort died THE END"
Dr. Yubsie
That book/movie should have spent more time at Hogwarts with Neville instead of camping with Harry
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neville standing up to voldemort
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what a king
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also the malfoys just running like, yea same
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i've been trying to explain to my grandma that the blondie guy isnt that evil
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the slow motion of the battle happening around neville
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voldemort fucking sucks like honestly he was literally one of the least interesting villains ever written
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molly fucking weasley yall
Dr. Yubsie
Last year's NaNo project may have originated as "JKR missed that Neville is the more compelling character"
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i love harry for a lot of reasons but i also think neville should've been the chosen one
Dr. Yubsie
That novel is in fact called "The Unchosen Ones"
Dr. Yubsie
In which I kill the CHosen One in between chapterrs one and two and then tell a story about the people who weren't the CHosen One doing it anyway
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oh, that sounds really rad actually
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fuck fate you dont have to be chosen or special to be a hero
Dr. Yubsie
exactly
Dr. Yubsie
Susannah decides she's not sitting around waiting for the world to end, if she's going to die anyway she's going to die trying
cricketussy
That story sounds really amazing actually. People just doing stuff.