guess what happens if you get a mound of dirt and rotting vegetation then pour fermented urine over it for a few months? or get a friend and get it all done in a few hours instead?

does it boom?

not yet

gosh i wonder which friend that could be

but, once you boil it down some, you get

well yeah, you want to be able to control the circumstances of the boom

dave, speeding up literal shit for presumably bomb-making purposes: i feel like this isn't really a responsible use of god of time powers but i've taken too many communal showers to care at this point

Tenten: Well, good thing you're gay.

oh yeah that's a solid way to distract him from the shit situation

get him awkward and flustered

i still need catra and dave to have a conversation about being edgy and gay

dave needs to get comfier with actually telling people

not that anyone really needs his confirmation

it's pretty obvious

lots of people met Karkat, Dave

i need that wlw/mlm solidarity

Tenten's of the opinion that no straight or even bi guy would be able to resist a peek for as many months as Dave has. But she appreciates that he hasn't.

(this sounds kinda rude, but you know how some of the guys in the village are)

/gestures at title character

in his defense, he's too busy making sure no one sees him without the shades in the shower

or more like in defense of his potential heterosexuality attraction to women

(he's still figuring it out shh)

"Adora flexes her abs and you don't flinch. Most everyone else has to avert their gaze."