grumbles

i don't get what part of "if your housemates eat out it has literally fuckall to do with you" fails to register in his brain

/Crosses out "Colleen" in the sign above the closet/ I think he'll fit

hahaha

and certainly it's not his to monitor!

right? ugh

you eat hamburger helper twelve times a week if it makes you happy, buddy

it is not immoral to get take out

it is really not

He should just mind his own business mmkay.

He's not paying for it, so he should deal.

^^^^

>_> All this is doing is making me wonder if I have your address so I can drive him nuts using my Doordash membership and/or one of several pizza delivery apps I have.

Gifting food that ALSO drives an obnoxious person insane is win/win as far as I'm concerned

hahaha <3

<3

... that's brilliant

random orders of the Contraband Pizza