Pro: You pretty much get him forever congratulations he is unwavering loyal He's great in bed He'll treat you really well He cooks He protecc He's generally willing to do whatever you want to do
Con: He is a basketcase full of ptsd and repression He will shut down when he's upset You will probably become collateral damage He'll wake you up with nightmares or disappear in the middle of the night bc he can't sleep Metal fingers don't vibrate
Will literally die for you Will fiercely take care of you Cooks Proteccs Is fun Great in bed Best Friend style boyfriend Extremely clean such fastidious Can fix your car
You'll probably die Alcoholism Emotional repression It takes 47 years to convince him to do a relationship He'll probably try to self-sabotage it somehow He's obnoxious when he's happy He's an asshole when he's sad His default countenance is annoyed even if he's not annoyed Obsessively particular about really specific things
Will fix everything you own and improve things that aren't broken and create things that don't exist Is fun and funny and likes to Do Things, but can also be a homebody Has extremely high patience and is generally chill, almost never outright argues but instead has discussion Will be pretty ride or die once committed Will want to be his partner's best friend
Good luck getting him to get his head out of his ass in the first place It will take several months/a few years for him to learn how to be comfortably open and not pretend everything is fine when it's not The once in a blue moon every few years he actually snaps and loses his temper, he is an irredeemable asshole Slight drinking problem Frequently stoned
You pretty much get him forever congratulations he is unwavering loyal
He's great in bed
He'll treat you really well
He cooks
He protecc
He's generally willing to do whatever you want to do
He is a basketcase full of ptsd and repression
He will shut down when he's upset
You will probably become collateral damage
He'll wake you up with nightmares or disappear in the middle of the night bc he can't sleep
Metal fingers don't vibrate
Will fiercely take care of you
Cooks
Proteccs
Is fun
Great in bed
Best Friend style boyfriend
Extremely clean such fastidious
Can fix your car
Alcoholism
Emotional repression
It takes 47 years to convince him to do a relationship
He'll probably try to self-sabotage it somehow
He's obnoxious when he's happy
He's an asshole when he's sad
His default countenance is annoyed even if he's not annoyed
Obsessively particular about really specific things
Is fun and funny and likes to Do Things, but can also be a homebody
Has extremely high patience and is generally chill, almost never outright argues but instead has discussion
Will be pretty ride or die once committed
Will want to be his partner's best friend
It will take several months/a few years for him to learn how to be comfortably open and not pretend everything is fine when it's not
The once in a blue moon every few years he actually snaps and loses his temper, he is an irredeemable asshole
Slight drinking problem
Frequently stoned