Zigzag Stampede
AD on the radio: Donate blood today in someone's name for the perfect Christmas gift this year that can also save a life!
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Zigzag Stampede
Excuse me... what did you just say?
BRUNO PLS
That'd be metal as fuck.
ᴀʟᴘʜᴏɴsᴇ
dang
Zigzag Stampede
I suppose it's not that different from planting a tree in someone's name
ᴀʟᴘʜᴏɴsᴇ
donate plasma as a proposal !
Zigzag Stampede
But I'm still sitting here going: balls-y move red cross... Balls-y move.
BRUNO PLS
MY BLOOD IS A SYMBOL OF OUR LOVE
Zigzag Stampede
Can I donate it in the name of: fuck you get rid of your stupid rules about who can donate?
BRUNO PLS
Oh, gawd, does Australia do that, too?
BRUNO PLS
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Zigzag Stampede
Yup.
Zigzag Stampede
fucking yup and I hate it
BRUNO PLS
Ugh. It's bad science and all around hateful. /stabs them
Zigzag Stampede
It's so bad
Zigzag Stampede
But makes me feel better about my extreme phobia of needles and why I rarely donate.
Zigzag Stampede
Last time I did I might have nearly fainted and gave the poor nurse a scare
BRUNO PLS
Their rules are so fucking backwards and condescending. They won't let me donate because, as a narcoleptic, I 'might fall asleep and wake up disorientated and hurt myself or someone else.' I shit you not, that's what they said.
Zigzag Stampede
And the last time I needed an IV I was panic crying/laughing as I do when overly stressed and I think my doc thought I was going mad
Zigzag Stampede
I mean... They're not wrong, but the reason for it was.
Zigzag Stampede
And it's not shots. Those needles I'm fine with.
BRUNO PLS
I mean, it's not how narcolepsy works, Red Cross. >.<
Zigzag Stampede
But for some reason even thought I know I AM FINE AND SAFE and it typically doesn't even hurt the moment I'm stuck with a needle for an IV or a blood draw and it's like my body goes; oh, freak out time now? Yay!!!
BRUNO PLS
Those are bigger than the ones used for one-and-done injections.
Zigzag Stampede
And I go: but body! I am 100% safe! Stop freaking out! You don't need to!!!!
And body goes: nawwww screw you rational thinking. This seems like more fun
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Zigzag Stampede
I blame my tiny viens because as a kid I had to get my blood drawb frequently because there was something wrong and they couldn't figure out what. My arms would always come out black and blue as the nurses struggle to find the oil in my body
BRUNO PLS
I know this pain. /pats
Zigzag Stampede
(I'm fine now. Mostly. Basically I have a chemical imbalance that fucks with me in ways that isn't life threatening)
BRUNO PLS
Them: 'We won't take blood from this mile-long list of people.'
Also them: 'WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BLOOD'
Zigzag Stampede
I know right?????
Zigzag Stampede
I didn't mean for this to get as political as it has (my own fault) I just get so angry about these old and outdated rules
🍪ₖᵣₐₘₚᵤₛ Cₒₒₖᵢₑ
They're awful.
SᏋPH
.... That's the reason? Narcolepsy causing you to fall asleep mid donate?
BRUNO PLS
yep. they thought I'd freak out with a giant needle in my arm. That's just... not how narcolepsy works.
Mini Screebs
I'm banned from donating for my own safety
Zigzag Stampede
I'm glad I'm not alone then!
cluelessnu
We actually have a friend who can't donate because her partner is bisexual. Doesn't matter that they've been partners for like a decade or so, even the slightly possibility that he might have slept with a man and then slept with her is enough to go 'do not want'
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