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[Cat] 
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My hands are shredded and Sheik has a taste for human blood now but we're finally at the vet
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she angy
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update: healthy catte
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everything is fine, her weight is the same, teeth/skin are perfect
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vet: it must be nice having such a low maintenance cat!
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me, covered in my own blood: haha, yeah
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i know he meant it in comparison to Zelda having Every Health Issue Ever, but still
Mega
god. vet trips can be rough. my own kitty yelled at my mom on the car ride last time she got a checkup, so I feel ya there. Your hands gonna be okay?
wefeelmerry
One finger hurts really bad to bend but hopefully it's just brused from where she bit me
hanukah nipples
Shiek.........
wefeelmerry
Oh boy
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My finger started swelling and hurting really bad so I stopped at an urgent care to see if I sprained it while trying to catch her
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When I mentioned that she bit me they brought me a form to fill out
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Gonna get an xray and some antibiotics hopefully I won't get a call about my dangerous feral cat
HOOUS POOUS
cat mouths are hellpits
wefeelmerry
True but she's bitten me before and nothing like this has ever happened
hanukah nipples
Yeah theyre real careful and fussy about animal bites
wefeelmerry
/drumroll its an infection!!!
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Bad kitty
HOOUS POOUS
poison darts. fitting for a ninja
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the best part
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doctor: make sure to come back on wednesday for a follow up
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me: uhhh a week from now?
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doctor: no you definitely need to come back in two days- wait, what day is it?
hanukah nipples
OH NO
hanukah nipples
this poor doctor
wefeelmerry
she actually apologized and I was NOOO ITS FINE
HOOUS POOUS
its happening to everyone u_u
corpse bride
oh noooooooo
corpse bride
there's a terrible irony with kitty getting a clean bill of health... only to send you to the urgent care
wefeelmerry
right??
corpse bride
I'm glad you went to the urgent care right away!