You're Quinner
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I genuinely can't fucking wait to see the snyder cut
You're Quinner
it sounds hysterical
oh i'm scary
in a stunning reversal on the live-action Teen Titans show, Batman says
oh i'm scary
"Fuck Robin."
moontouched
oh i love this
You're Quinner
every word of that quote is something I can only imagine a 14 year old saying
Ex-ocolonist
here's how the dccu can still beat the mcu
Where Is Harkan
“Batman swears” is the most tepid-ass way of being dark and edgy I’ve ever heard of
Ken
If you have to make Batman say A Cuss to make him be “serious” then one shouldn’t be making Batman at all

That said

It’s gonna be hilarious in all the worst and wrong ways
A Grinning DM
Zack Snyder reminds me of that one kid from my high school who was both a shitty edgelord and a white supremacist
Ex-ocolonist
I wonder if he's read all star batman and robin
DSTXC
this sounds incredible
Ken
I’m pretty sure Frank Miller stuff is ALL he’s read of Batman
Echo
Honestly, I think Batman swears normally.
Echo
He just likes to save it for maximum impact.
Princess Emily
I honestly hate that there are people who exist who think this will make everything good and better
Echo
Can't swear in front of Robins, because they're kids. Can't swear in front of Alfred, because he gives you that look. Can't swear in front of criminals, because honestly it just does not fit The Vibe of being Batman and he is a man who commits to his aesthetic.
Echo
But at the end of the day, he can very wearily look Superman in the eye, and respond to an explanation of why they just had to stop the end of the world again with "What the fuck, Clark."
Echo
Just once.
Echo
And then never say it again, secure in the knowledge that no one will believe him.
Echo
You have to make that shit count.
HOT TURKEY TAKE
batman is the pg-13 movie of superheroes
HOT TURKEY TAKE
exactly 1 f-bomb
Echo
Exactly.
Echo
You don't need an R-rating. You just need a PG-13 rating that knows what it's doing.
Rama
Raven beat me to my joke
CrowsbeforeBros
if Snyder literally said F-bomb instead of fuck in the interview.
CrowsbeforeBros
Dude, ya too immature to be making movies.
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Also, he wants it released in theatres
Ex-ocolonist
"nobody would sit through a four hour movie" I think, having sat through Avengers Endgame without going to the bathroom
00000000
His other arguments for the r-rating are Steppenwolf cutting people in half and Cyborg being "not too happy with what's going on with his life before he meets the Justice League" and "tend[ing] to speak his mind." Also, in the quote he did literally say "drops an F-Bomb"
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