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[DW] / listening to the Siege of Big Ben Short Trips - Spoilers / [mute]
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Harriet Jones merged UNIT and Torchwood 
I'm sure Rose was thrilled
I'm sure Rose was thrilled
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omgosh I love Jackie
omgosh I love Jackie
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She works as a cafeteria lady BASICALLY
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And she was like "last time I had a job I nearly ended the world :V"
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omgosh so much like Rose
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eating the leftover chips
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and they're based in Big Ben
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"Jackie Tyler, we're under attack!" And he said it like it was the best news he'd heard all day! I nearly slapped him!
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"Doctor, can you just remember we live here? Not here in Big Ben, obviously, but here in this universe. Me, Pete, Tony and the girl you're supposed to love, so could you stop going on about how exciting it all is and just do something about it?"
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I love Jackie
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And Meta
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DAMN JACKIE
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"He has a family now, but I reckon he hates it! He'd do anything to get away. I reckon he'd dump Rose if he had a chance to get away. Not that I'd tell her that."
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DAMN JAX
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I mean Rose might dump Meta for a chance to flee too so 
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The worst peas in a pod and/or whatever a budding TARDIS looks like
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"He called me up to his lab. I'd never been up to his lab. No one had! It's up at the top of Big Ben, you know the little roof bit? So I crept up along the corridor, got up to the door -- and he told me to wait outside. -_-' He said he didn't want me in the lab because I'd break something >:|" LBR SHE WOULD
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AHAHAHA
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JACKIE
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TLDR; she yells at him she's not waiting outside
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"Bless him, he just pulled this little boy face he does sometimes, and let me in. For a moment it was just like the old Doctor was back!"
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Then she sees the budding TARDIS and yells at him he's not allowed to dump Rose OR take her with him because she's HER Rose so he'd have to take the whole family with him and Tony has sports day tomorrow so he can't
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And then he pulled a 12
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and then he's just snarky 10 all over again
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And then Jackie caught up to his 12 moment and was like "D:<"
And then Jackie caught up to his 12 moment and was like "D:<"
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"I'll be honest wit' you, I don't know what a Meta Crisis is, but it's flipping hard work! It's like he's got a death wish."
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Rose: That's not new at all, trust me 
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asdlkasjdlaksjd AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
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SHE SLAPPED HIM AGAIN
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She surrendered for him instantly as soon as they said they had captured Rose and he's like [wtf!] "Where's your fighting spirit?" -> so she slaps him
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GOOD JOB META
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ELL OH FUCKING ELL
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I love this /chinhands
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It's all a simulation by the Brigadier -> so Meta has a yelling meltdown
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And Jackie just sat down like she does with Tony's tantrums
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Awwwww Jackie talked her down and thinks Rose is good at speeches
and thinks Rose is good at speeches
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AWWWW He held out his hand for Jax and the Brigadier
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HONESTLY I AM WITH META
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He told Pete she (the Brigadier) was a threat and she needed to be removed from position
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"No second chances"