CChuuni
[DW] / listening to the Siege of Big Ben Short Trips - Spoilers / [mute]
CChuuni
Harriet Jones merged UNIT and Torchwood 
I'm sure Rose was thrilled
I'm sure Rose was thrilled
CChuuni
omgosh I love Jackie
omgosh I love Jackie
CChuuni
She works as a cafeteria lady BASICALLY
CChuuni
And she was like "last time I had a job I nearly ended the world :V"
CChuuni
omgosh so much like Rose
CChuuni
eating the leftover chips
CChuuni
and they're based in Big Ben
CChuuni
"Jackie Tyler, we're under attack!" And he said it like it was the best news he'd heard all day! I nearly slapped him!
CChuuni
"Doctor, can you just remember we live here? Not here in Big Ben, obviously, but here in this universe. Me, Pete, Tony and the girl you're supposed to love, so could you stop going on about how exciting it all is and just do something about it?"
CChuuni
I love Jackie
CChuuni
And Meta
CChuuni
DAMN JACKIE
CChuuni
"He has a family now, but I reckon he hates it! He'd do anything to get away. I reckon he'd dump Rose if he had a chance to get away. Not that I'd tell her that."
CChuuni
DAMN JAX
CChuuni
I mean Rose might dump Meta for a chance to flee too so 
CChuuni
The worst peas in a pod and/or whatever a budding TARDIS looks like
CChuuni
"He called me up to his lab. I'd never been up to his lab. No one had! It's up at the top of Big Ben, you know the little roof bit? So I crept up along the corridor, got up to the door -- and he told me to wait outside. -_-' He said he didn't want me in the lab because I'd break something >:|" LBR SHE WOULD
CChuuni
AHAHAHA
CChuuni
JACKIE
CChuuni
TLDR; she yells at him she's not waiting outside
CChuuni
"Bless him, he just pulled this little boy face he does sometimes, and let me in. For a moment it was just like the old Doctor was back!"
CChuuni
Then she sees the budding TARDIS and yells at him he's not allowed to dump Rose OR take her with him because she's HER Rose so he'd have to take the whole family with him and Tony has sports day tomorrow so he can't
CChuuni
And then he pulled a 12
CChuuni
and then he's just snarky 10 all over again
CChuuni
And then Jackie caught up to his 12 moment and was like "D:<"
And then Jackie caught up to his 12 moment and was like "D:<"
CChuuni
"I'll be honest wit' you, I don't know what a Meta Crisis is, but it's flipping hard work! It's like he's got a death wish."
CChuuni
Rose: That's not new at all, trust me 
CChuuni
asdlkasjdlaksjd AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA
CChuuni
SHE SLAPPED HIM AGAIN
CChuuni
She surrendered for him instantly as soon as they said they had captured Rose and he's like [wtf!] "Where's your fighting spirit?" -> so she slaps him
CChuuni
GOOD JOB META
CChuuni
ELL OH FUCKING ELL
CChuuni
I love this /chinhands
CChuuni
It's all a simulation by the Brigadier -> so Meta has a yelling meltdown
CChuuni
And Jackie just sat down like she does with Tony's tantrums
CChuuni
Awwwww Jackie talked her down and thinks Rose is good at speeches
and thinks Rose is good at speeches
CChuuni
AWWWW He held out his hand for Jax and the Brigadier
CChuuni
HONESTLY I AM WITH META
CChuuni
He told Pete she (the Brigadier) was a threat and she needed to be removed from position
CChuuni
"No second chances"