King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:10 AM
No one told me this thing weighs 8 pounds.
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:10 AM
I could kill a man with my xbox.
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:11 AM
NEXT GEN MURDER DEVICE.
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:11 AM
Destiny looks so pretty. Dat HDR.
Homicidal A.I
@themadmaiden
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:11 AM
Professor Plum, in the dining room, with the xbox
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:12 AM
lol. Yes.
bleu cheese
@Leucrotta
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:12 AM
for a hot second I thought you meant the reaper figure and I was like ???? WHAT THE HELL IS IT MADE OF
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:12 AM
It's a hefty lil fridge
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:12 AM
SOLID LEAD REAPER IS COMING FOR YOU
Ｗｈｏ Ｄｉｄ Ｔｈｉｎｇ？
@floodplain
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:13 AM
yeah i was thinking as leu was
Lauren
@tinylongwing
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:14 AM
lmao I too thought you meant reaper there
Lauren
@tinylongwing
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:14 AM
he's very solid and ready to murder
Ｗｈｏ Ｄｉｄ Ｔｈｉｎｇ？
@floodplain
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:16 AM
i was just gonna be like YEAH OKAY
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:17 AM
I had the reaper on my last xbox becuase I assume he has a gamertag like XxDeathxX
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:17 AM
But he actually doesn't fit on this one when it's in the shelf.
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:17 AM
he's losing his gaming cred
Unthwackability
@Caligraphunky
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:17 AM
I also thought you meant you'd found a Reaper made of depleted uranium
Unthwackability
@Caligraphunky
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:18 AM
That's a huge ass box though
bleu cheese
@Leucrotta
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:19 AM
it truly is an x box, where x represents 400 lbs
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:19 AM
It's hard to get a pic with the xbox in reference to anything because it's black so it sorta fades against other stuff. but it's like 12x8x8
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:19 AM
it's a beast
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:20 AM
if you dropped it on your foot you'd be limping
bleu cheese
@Leucrotta
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:20 AM
nintendo: we will make the console smaller and smaller
sony/microsoft:
no
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:20 AM
games look really nice and load super fast. Much nicer than on the xbox x. but i also don't have a ton of games for it.
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:21 AM
Nintendo development is like: okay smaller, put a screen on it no TWO screens, smaller smaller, no REALLY BIG, okay what if instead of big it was the size of a dvd? MORE SCREENS
bleu cheese
@Leucrotta
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:22 AM
WE NEED TEN MORE SCREENS!!!
bleu cheese
@Leucrotta
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:23 AM
yeah god though, you're right that's exactly their design philosophy
bleu cheese
@Leucrotta
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:23 AM
smaller, more screens, then a version that's big and chunky with less functionality
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:23 AM
the] next switch will just be a 65 inch tv with a DDR pad.
bleu cheese
@Leucrotta
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:25 AM
then they'll make one where the ddr pad has the tv attached but you can't separate them
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:25 AM
and the new pokemon game will be exclusive to it so they sell 3 million of them
bleu cheese
@Leucrotta
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 2:27 AM
it comes with free mario tho
ꜱʜᴏᴡᴛɪᴍᴇ!
@onthelam
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 3:16 AM
lmao i thought you meant the figure too... but yea next gen console is chonk
Grimme
@GrimmHooke
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 3:45 AM
Good grief, that's a lot for a little machine.
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 3:51 AM
hefty consoles
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 3:52 AM
so i looked it up to make sure I wasn't exaggerating and its worse. its 9.8 pounds
King of Games
@filledwithstraw
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 3:53 AM
too bad its so awkward, i could use it for curls
bleu cheese
@Leucrotta
Sun, Dec 13, 2020 4:06 AM
just slap a handle on that bad boy
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sony/microsoft: no