

Dr. Yubsie
Now for the Mandalorian


Dr. Yubsie
Still hope Grogu eats MOff Gideon

Sharkleberry
/sits in this plurk

Sharkleberry


Dr. Yubsie
I like that he walks in with the theme music


Dr. Yubsie
Would his clearances actually still be of any... use?

Dr. Yubsie
who doesn't love "the little green guy"?

Dr. Yubsie
Rhydonium! THat's one of Sabine's oldest and most explosive friends!

Dr. Yubsie
No one said he couldn't wear so me other helmet I guess

Dr. Yubsie
Give hima break, he's having a religious crisis

Dr. Yubsie
uh oh he's used to fighting in beskar

Dr. Yubsie
THis feels like a video game sequence

Dr. Yubsie
Side note: I wish to see the baby

Dr. Yubsie
The stormtroopers are happy, that can't be allowed

Dr. Yubsie
What is the point of the facial scan if it's not doing facial recognition?

Dr. Yubsie
Other than to force him to take off the helmet

TsinganiFlower
Right? Why would a facial scan of someone the system doesn't recognize be sufficient

Dr. Yubsie
Didn't you hear them? THere are TPS reports to be done

TsinganiFlower
Same for what they said earlier about who was going in, they scanned to the molecular level, but only against the terribly incomplete database they don't want, they don't match it to who's supposed to be there or anything

Dr. Yubsie
The Imperial Remnant not super competenet

Dr. Yubsie
Wow OPeration Cinder shoutout

Dr. Yubsie
I think what they really want is a government that doesn't manufacture baby shackles

Dr. Yubsie
GOod thing they didn't leave the rhydonium behind

Dr. Yubsie
MOff Gideon has not been eaten yet

Dr. Yubsie
That was very sweet and very threatening

Dr. Yubsie
I approve

Dr. Yubsie
He has a particular set of skills

TsinganiFlower
I don't know how smart it was, to let Gideon know he was coming. Like, I'm not sure what threatening him gained them in the rescue attempt

Dr. Yubsie
It was unlikely to be a good plan but I enjoyed watching it

Dr. Yubsie
Mostly I wish to see the baby.

TsinganiFlower
true

Dr. Yubsie
"I would like to see the baby" [The Mandalorian]

Nox
I mean, Gideon has to know he was on the way anyway

Nox
He's already stormed an Imperial base for the kid and fought a damn TIE fighter for him.

Nox
Hard to look at that and imagine he'd be like "Well, it's over, fancy droids took him."

Nox
"We all agreed to Capture the Flag, first one to get the kid to their home base wins, good game everyone"

Nox
So at that point the message isn't really sharing any new information, besides how badly Gideon done fucked up

Rogal Dorn
Mando is never the best or most strategic planner

Rogal Dorn
He gets by on badassery, charisma, and cleverness in the moment

Rogal Dorn
well that an incredible gear

StupidSexyV⚠der
yep

Catgirl Crimes
I imagined the scanner was to be like yeah you’re human or human adjacent go head and access

TsinganiFlower
yeah, that's the only thing I could think of, that it's to disallow droids from accessing it or something?

Nox
or aliens, on account of the Empire being crazy racist

StupidSexyV⚠der
yep

TsinganiFlower
oh fair