[Accident talk] New diagnosis:

Foreign object in hand.

There's a hard lump in the back of my hand which is probably car glass.

I have been referred to a hand surgeon.

I mean, it'd probably be an in-office procedure. A couple shots of anaesthesia and one tiny cut.

Uuugh, that's so creepy! Having something stuck under your skin. Hope you can get it taken care of quickly and easily.

Last night, a stitch worked its way out of my knee.